Views From The Tennis Courts

It looks like the thirds have a new supporter...

Important message to the residents of Higham! Cover those solar panels and stock the pubs! The boys are out the wilderness and are back to save HMS Threes sinking ship! 🐶 🏏 🎾 🍺

The Cargo has taken off 🛫 #FredWatch

Started at Redwell; Moulded at Dean; Made at the Courts 11-84

We have an 11 🛳️ or 💩 A return or a returned shirt!

The wait goes on…

Probably time to get this out again. Nearly the 2’s hero! Bella looks like he may need a hero as well! anyone got Bagwell, Scofield or Abruzzi’s number? ;)

45 degree cross seamers; A couple of caught and bowled screamers; Is Upper Dean free anyone; Ducks on a Saturday let’s get it done!

Today’s results…

Feel like shit, just want these days back! Where are my sausage rolls gone 🤬🤬

Wickets and biscuits in the 1’s, how many balls in an over 2’s and over the Mick for the others…

When your in the shit and have noone to turn to get Boom Boom Morris and his tweekers on. Handshakes nearly all round after the game? 🤝 Anyone got £30?

@Joe_C_30 I hope these men are found soon Joe!

Tina Turner, 2’s Turners, can’t set a field to that and Barclays is a t*at. Looking forward to an evening in front of the tele, I’ve heard this is good.

Ducks win on a sticky wicket, number 11’s message to the boss is ‘Godleman’s vest, Godleman’s drive’ Anyone free to pick up some cat shit?

Could the rumours be true….

Important lesson today, the tortoise will always beat the hare!

BREAKING NEWS 🔜 Book to be sold in all bad book shops. Book signing WTCC bar 26th April, a special guest or 2 lined up!

What has WTCC’s Trent Crimm discovered?

I think a Glen x Jehu opening partnership away at S&L on a grey Wednesday night may be the most bizarre thing you’ll ever see in a cricket match….