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@1904Morrisso @SignifyingMonky @DexterJackLuv @GTAVI_Countdown implying that wasn't an absolute fuckup on launch

@SignifyingMonky @DexterJackLuv @GTAVI_Countdown You dumb they also worked a lot on rdr2

A new Rockstar Games review on Glassdoor from an employee working on GTA 6 says: - They’re expected to complete tasks that usually take 5-6 months in 2-3 months - Work schedule has been hectic since last month and they’re working overtime - The last few weeks have been a toll on their mental health - Some colleagues had to work till 3AM in the morning after completing their shifts It seems like Rockstar is pushing hard right now to get the game out in November.

@SirDustyDirks @Davidrejll it depends on how much you want to contribute to the future of PC gaming and consumer friendliness***

@Davidrejll It all depends on how much you want to contribute to the future of game development

Valve: 350 employees Epic Games: 4,000 employees Valve: $17B annual revenue
Epic Games: $5-6B Valve charges devs 30% of their revenue for simply listing their game. Epic Games charges devs 0% revenue share on the first $1,000,000 Valve is one of the greediest companies in gaming. You cannot be pro valve and be pro developer at the same time.

@AndrewStevy @pushsquare he says in defence of low income hardware😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pushsquare If you can’t play anything you want regardless of whatever platform it’s on then you can’t afford gaming you bums 😂😂😂

'No One Is Buying This on PS5': PC Port Begging Already Unbearable as Sony Switches Strategy. pushsquare.com/news/2026/03/n…

@marcus31395562 @kbw1001 @GuidoFawkes how are you this thick? a good amount of people using vpns do it to stay safe when EXPOSING crime and corruption. also in this country simply having an opinion is a crime so yeah i'm the criminal that needs a vpn to stay hidden from these clowns in charge

@kbw1001 @GuidoFawkes Because it can be used to commit crime in the wrong hands you retard

🚨Starmer announces Labour will pursue draconian measures to clamp down on internet usage - including a VPN ban - via his Substack: "We will be going to Parliament for new government powers, enabling us to act on the findings of the social media consultation where the evidence suggests we need to. This could include: -Setting a minimum age limit for social media: unlike the Tories, who took years to pass the Online Safety Act, we will take powers that would allow us to implement a minimum age for social media in a matter of months to prevent kids from accessing harmful social media. -Restricting specific functionalities: that are detrimental to kids’ wellbeing and keep them hooked to their screens like endless scroll or autoplay -Limiting VPN access for kids: to make it harder for kids to get around age limits of services or certain functionalities."

@spinelessaisha @randomguy3016 This is false information, all group chats like DMs delete (technically hide) messages after 14 days, however the old mobile app used to display messages that were years old but cut off after a certain amount of messages, I can't speak for how they display in the new app

@randomguy3016 nope! not in groups

steam chat is genuinely so good and has the essentials, it's honestly fine for so many use case eve it's not perfect also steam chat on phone means you can text from phone too on pc it has good voice chat so there's that too. leaving discord isn't that hard

@MrHoppy800 @pcgamer grok can you send an email to this guy and tell him how the world works now

@pcgamer Oof, Gen alpha fail, because even Gen Z can use email. How are they going to function in the workplace without learning how to use email?

ARG developer finds out his email hint system doesn't work anymore because young people don't know how to use email pcgamer.com/games/puzzle/a…

@VikongGames Hey, are the seasonal achievements available on the same dates every year? I'm working on a project that reminds people about time limited achievements and I'd love to get some dates in advance, thanks

and latest patch update is live now on steam for #ChickensMadness enjoy it!!🐔

@chiguirii @DOCTORDOOMMF @neverendingyui @Pirat_Nation My home had 2 computers in the living room and I was only allowed to use it when my parents were there, it was actually far easier for me to get someone to buy me smokes / beer from the corner shop than being able to access filth on the internet

Im old enough that we didn't have Internet when I was a kid. Back then if you wanted to see porn, you would have to gain access to it physically. This meant either finding your parents stash, or walking into a store. It was easy for the parents to simply not have that material at home, and you could always rely on the store clerk to not allow children in there to begin with. This was a nanny state. This was common sense. Fast forward to 2025 and we have people like you ignoring the need for this common sense in a totally new landscape that makes it exponentially easier for kids to gain access to the same materials. Rather than look for a solution, you do this. Because you are quite literally retarded. Please never ever have kids. Please let your family lineage die with you.

So it begins

@chiguirii @Pirat_Nation dunno if you're still checking comments but the same way schools do it, have a block that starts on the network, mobile providers in the UK already had this option, you could set the sim card as belonging to a child and it would block access to adult websites/content

The people that are against things like this, explain to me how you propose we prevent children from accessing inappropriate materials online the way we do IRL by checking IDs or denying physical access. Is it that you are willing to allow children to have access to literally anything as a price to pay for you to have a more convenient experience?

@preussie Hi, when is your birthday? I'm working on a smmall project that reminds people about limited time achievements and you have a birthday achievement in Fairy Fire - Defender of the Fairies, I'd love to add it to my reminder list.

Made some progress with my little rescue flyer 👨‍🚀. I added an attract screen which uses some game elements 👾. Not sure if using SAM 🤖 is cool or naah. #gamedev #indiegamedev #wip

@DominantCub72 @PaulTassi @clevercolt64 Genius

@PaulTassi @clevercolt64 Well yeah but you've got playstation and Xbox aswell... So it's only a 3rd of the population

It appears that Edge of Fate will peak under 100K Steam concurrents on launch day. No other expansion has ever done under 200K. Last three were 290-315K. Just where we are now. Given recent pre-launch averages, my max prediction was 120K

@Anonymongoose_ @SadlyItsBradley Tell us you haven't been using VR very long without actually telling us. This is the old UI before SteamVR released the 2.0 overhaul, it occasionally comes up when something goes wrong with the normal interface

@SadlyItsBradley I sometimes get a glitch in my headset that gives me a new steamvr ui. Idk if this is normal but it looks quite different.

Valve accidentally pushed a SteamVR beta tonight It confirmed that SteamVR Link streaming from Linux PCs is coming soon™️. 13,824 lines of driver code Other notable findings: more Deckard room setup/tracking strings Valve rolled back the update 4 minutes after publishing it 🫡

@NimaZeighami is this impressive? VR was officially supported on mac at one point, this one thread lives on in my head lol steamcommunity.com/app/628530/dis…

This might not look like much. In fact, anyone who uses VR has probably seen this tree in SteamVR home anywhere from a couple times to thousands of times. But what's unique about this SteamVR screenshot is that it was taken in SteamVR running on MacOS on an M4 Pro Mac Mini.

@MinnickCarly Maybe you should read the surviving documents and signed orders from the man himself you dumb fuck

@Reeceane Someone is doing well to afford daily meal deals and greggs

My last decent meal of the week before I live on Tesco meal deals & sausage rolls from Greggs!

@BigBobFootball typical shit article and headline, they got a 2 star hygiene rating in 2 stores out of 2500, thats exceptionally good. there's more than 2 takeaways with a 1 star rating within 20 meters from my house

birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/food-… get rid of Greggs and make it a pub #wba

@BustersShima I also sent you a message over twitter, not sure if they think its spam and hid it from you

@FunkeymonkeyTTR Thanks

全PSVRゲーム トロコンへの道🏆 「わたし、『PSVR1&2全てのトロフィー』集めます。必ず集めます」 2025.2.1現在 PSVR1トロコン／全タイトル ＝３７９／５２５ 🏆7️⃣2️⃣.2️⃣% (プラ有5️⃣1️⃣、プラ無9️⃣5️⃣) PSVR2トロコン／全タイトル =１２６／２２３ 🏆5️⃣6️⃣.5️⃣% 対象：PSVR1・2全リージョン

@PixelSpawnX @tomwarren Someone needs to shut their big mouth and stop trying to encourage exclusives. what is wrong with you people

@tomwarren But then WHY would anyone buy an Xbox? Someone needs to ask him that very simple question, why would we buy Microsoft Hardware? If everything is coming out in PS, PC and Switch what’s the point

Xbox chief Phil Spencer: "It does mean more of our games shipping on more platforms, not just PlayStation. We love the work we do with Nintendo, we love what we do with Valve on Steam. Our games will show up in more and more places." youtube.com/watch?v=mAl5yV…

@GabeZZOZZ @halfdeadreturns Ironic coming from the blue checkmark twitter user with 31.2K tweets in barely 3 years since signing up... goodness you are certainly in the right place

@halfdeadreturns No one called you anything; you came here to advertise your lack of intelligence.

If you have a brain, don’t support Ukraine. Use it.