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Mr T

@GMTiman

A Jack of many trades, I critique the works of the desert highway robber turned prophet!

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Kasım 2009
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Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu
Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu@KelvinuhK·
Leaving for Airport, I had to use Matatu, I had very little left for spending, I couldn't afford uber. For a flight leaving at 3am, I left at 10pm and arrived very early, because otherwise I wouldn't find a matatu to the airport at 2am. Regardless, We Won!
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GodLogic_GL
GodLogic_GL@GodLogic_GL·
The more they threaten us, the more often they'll be hearing their Muslim brothers and sisters renouncing Islam live on air. God vindicates.
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Sharps
Sharps@blinkypenguin·
After many years of looking for him I've found the guy that owned the bakery at Shell Westlands. That man hands down made the best passion fruit cake and chicken mushroom pies. Hardip Singh - 0720 204 482. He's now on Kipande Rd #sharingiscaring
igiriwM@ 🇰🇪@Mwirigi

What is the single best thing I've tasted this year? Passion fruit cake from the bakery at Shell Westlands.

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Saddique Shaban
Saddique Shaban@SaddiqueShaban·
January 2024.
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Kiyo Nganga@KiyoNganga

The intention of this newspaper article was likely to show unprofessionalism going by the funny choice of headline , but all fairness, this was a brilliant call , a split-second calculus of border security, the life of the platoon and the construction site personnel. Kenya-Somalia border points and border areas remain active operation zones, with Alshabaab maintaining active cells within Jubaland and has repeatedly demostrated their abilities to conduct crossborder raids inside Kenyan borders. Towfiq center and the entire Rhamu sub county of Mandera where this incident happened is actually a hotspot just month 6 officers were injured in and ambush. A simple search you will see tens of AS attacks in Rhamu. Alshabaab has a known history of using Animal Borne IEDs (ABIEDs) on border point, largely donkeys and camels rigged with explosives sent towards check points or FOBs either for detonation or unsuspected passage. The tactic exploit the fact that soldiers may hesitate to shoot or search animals buying the device critical meters of approach before detonation. This soldier's decision to blow the camel after a warning shot was procedural, night movement toward a military position at night is an automatic red flag. Standard Military Challenge and response procedure "Password protocol"(verbal challenge + expected response) is the first non-lethal layer of defence. Failure to answer is treated as hostile intent under any professional military ROE. In high threat counter insurgency environments, the only mistake is hesitation,this soldier did not hesitate. The sentry’s alertness prevented a potential ABIED from reaching its target. Now this is the Mission readiness @kdfinfo talks about.

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jacob juma
jacob juma@kabetes·
William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive
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Mr T@GMTiman·
@thekingsmanUG They did 3 stones cooking kitchen in an apartment. Those guys are 600 years backwards!
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Dóuglas Fir🗽@thekingsmanUG·
One landlord in Garuga told me he rented them, they paid 12 months advance ( he was very happy) , so after like 2 months they brought a seemingly very old mzee and they would bring him out(ayote kukasana) but he was clearly in debilitating state Mbu some evening, a broker calls him and asks eno enyumba ojagalamu meka (the niggas had shifted despite still having about 6 months left) It really sounded strange to him and he ran to the site, the first thing that hit him was a strong stench on opening the room and the tiles appeared to be tampered with The niggas had lost the mzee and buried him in the house and replaced the tiles🙌
Handsome-Mutooro 🇺🇬@Tooros_Pride

NEVER RENT YOUR PLACE TO SOUTH SUDANESE

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Ory Okolloh-Mwangi
Ory Okolloh-Mwangi@kenyanpundit·
Compare Ngong- Suswa “completed” road to a small city road in Ethiopia. Low quality low ambition elites is a curse,really. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Hoodo Haybe
Hoodo Haybe@hoodohaybe1·
This is the money in the Somalia 🇸🇴 state stitched by tailors because the central bank doesn’t print new currency. It’s the same notes since Siad Barre fell. The bank doesn’t function, the state can’t even print money yet they talk about sovereignty.
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Kikuyu Pipes
Kikuyu Pipes@DrKanyuira·
Petrol is going for an equivalent of Kshs 98 per liter in the US and the Americans are livid. In Kenya we are paying about Kshs 178 to the litre despite our lower purchasing power and this shows how heavily taxed fuel is in Kenya.
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Dusty Sahara
Dusty Sahara@NoCountryHere·
KLFA central committee members; Bildad Kaggia & Fred Kubai declaring that Jomo knew nothing about the Mau Mau resistance, not even its leaders. The Brits had no option but to stage the Lari massacre & Chief Waruhiu's murder to propagandise masses in Ke away from the resistance.
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
Pale KTN, they're just Putting stones anyhow. Hawa bembelezi punda kwa mteremko, they say it as it is. People underrate Son of Wamunyoro but it seems he's well informed. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬
Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬@Ohta_Ryota·
Kiunjuri has resurrected
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The Kenyan Vigilante
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
Meanwhile, somewhere in Kenya, a driver decided to set the pace for other motorists. Video Courtesy- Pixon_pixels.
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SarkinFOTO
SarkinFOTO@FotoNugget·
Senegalese commandos— World rank is 126th and 25th in Africa. They look fearless!
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