PARASITE PARACIDE 🔞

⸻ FAQ v3 ⸻ • Q: Do you do commissions? • A: A thug gotta eat. Message me. • Q: What do you use for your posts? • A: One-handed NovelAIjutsu. This is important. • Q: Can you do my request? • A: Not for free. Most of your requests aren't fun or hot. (1/3)

Espathra.

Be you and be kind! ❤️

これってどんな味がするんだろう？ （#テンションMAXのクッキーモンスター） #クッキーモンスターあるある

Elmo hopes you didn't forget! ❤️❤️❤️

Elmo heard that @NASA’s Artemis II crew is going to space! 🚀 Tell Mr. Moon that Elmo says hi! 🌕❤️

Due to the high amount of commissions I owe from when I was sick (and struggling to pick the pace back up), commissions are temporarily closed. I'm probably opening a Patreon or something when I clear up because I'm greedy.

Okay. Bye.

Late to the lingerie thing, but I'm here. I nominate nobody.

@ButWhytho12345 I take commissions, but right now I'm taking a break and trying to get through my backlog. Check back later down the month.

@GODDAMNPARASITE Is there any way to support you?

X has been completely unusable to me due to the new age verification laws. Tells me, "hey, bro, confirm your age!" I say, "okay, sure," and it doesn't even give me the option. ???

A very happy birthday to my good friend @Stevobobeno. You won't survive another year.

@cinderhee Someone's gotta tell the truth...

@cinderhee Hello, Opipi!

@SublanteB The "someone" is @cinderhee, in case anyone's wondering.

I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking. You walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

I miss you too, Elmo. It’s just… I’m not a little boy anymore. I’ve been beaten down and molded into a slave for the capitalist machine. I’m not trying to make excuses. This was a wake up call. I need to reassess my priorities and make time for those who care for me. I’m sorry.

i been slacking tbh

Elmo did not realize that Mr. Ryan Gosling was such a big fan of rocks...

@Stevobobeno Only post this type of content from here on

Was taking a Break. Any Fortnite Duos? (Me on the right)