Gareth Parry

@JamesCoughlan2 @ItsBis02 I mean there were a few good passes in there, granted, but it was no Enrico for Fortuna Sittard v Go Ahead Eagles, 1981.

@ItsBis02 Nearly as good as our performance versus the parents in Holland @GP_NINE

Donadoni vs Madrid 1988/89 Best performance in UCL history

@redsidetrentpod Maybe 1 or even 2 of that front 4, but Christ, not all 4 of them.

Is this the line-up you’d like to see tonight 🤔? #NFFC 🔴

@redsidetrentpod My thoughts exactly!! 😆

@GP_NINE Rather he played 😂

Thursday’s visitors take the lead in the 95th minute this evening before being pegged back in the 101st minute for a 1-1 draw 🤝 Our former player, Cafu turning out for the away side 🇹🇷 #NFFC

@paulmorley19 I was stood in the Trent End with it coming right towards me. I remember the sound the ball made as it smacked the crossbar.

Def in my Top 5 memorable #NFFC goals from when I was a nipper. (Maybe even still 🤔). Loved it.

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@JoeParr22938319 @WestHam Win tomorrow and it’s a huge step!

It's defeat in West London.

@Battlemuch4WW To be fair, I'm sure Fenerbahce are also thinking they got the wrong one.

Sod it. 50/50 chance and got the wrong one. Immediately cancels accommodation in Athens. Serious thought needed if I can cope with hours of standing around on match day. Ahhh #NFFC

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@Forest_Review Third please

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@forestmad80 In addition to what others have said, Kjetil Osvold back left. David Campbell back right.

A young Dyche there but how many other players can you name? #NFFC

@mattforde All the best Matt - hopefully when we hear from you again things are lookng better on Trentside 🤞🌳. Incidentally I just laughed out loud in Caffe Nero at “I’m sodden”.

I won’t be on @absoluteradio for a few weeks as I’m having an operation on Thursday that will blow your mind. As a result of the life-saving spinal surgery I had two years ago, the nerves to my bladder and bowel were cut. This has left me with a stoma for solids and the need to self catheterise to pee. It also left me with something called stress incontinence. Lots of women experience it after childbirth. Whenever I laugh, cough or sneeze, piss comes out. And I’m a ticklish asthmatic with hay fever. I’m sodden. It’s costing me a fortune in Tena pants. So I’m having an artificial urinary sphincter implanted. This thing is GENIUS. It’s like a lassoo, which will wrap around my pee pipe and tighten it so that I don’t leak anymore. However, I’ll still need to catheterise in order to empty my bladder. So in order to loosen the lassoo, I press a button which deflates it and allows me to get a catheter down there. But where is this button going to go? In between my balls. Here are some pictures of it. On the left is the entire device. The middle photo shows the reservoir on the left. That will sit behind my abdominal wall. On the right is the lassoo (known as the cuff). That will wrap around the pipe and inflate with fluid to tighten it. The final photo shows the button. That will sit in between my balls. Inside the bag. When it’s time to pee, I press that. (Once I can pin it down. It’s going to be like finding a penny in a bag of mozzarella). The button then deflates the cuffs by moving the liquid to the reservoir. Afterwards, the cuff will reinflate with water and tighten up again. So I’ll be off for a bit while I heal. The nurse told me ‘for 8 weeks it’ll feel like someone has smashed you in the balls with a hammer’. And she hadn’t seen Forest this season.