Adam Gallagher

This has really got me from the local Facebook group 😂

Underserved Villain Rap: Derek Huff - Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family - Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are - Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house - Hasn’t had a carb since 2004 - Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

In 2011, Fred was accused of underperforming because he had allegedly consumed 60 caipirinhas (cocktails) before a Fluminense match. The Brazilian striker called a press conference to show the bar receipt and clarify that it was actually 27.

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

reading Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the train and shaking my head the whole time so they know I don’t

Underrated Movie Villain: Laura Miller - Allows Neil to tell her 8 year old son that Santa isn’t real - The bangs - Pulls Charlie mid soccer game and throws a tantrum on Santa in the middle of the field. The kids had to play around her theatrics. Just the worst - Gets full custody of Charlie and doesn’t allow Santa to see his kid - Calls the cops on Santa on Christmas Eve The first official Karen

Underrated Movie Villain: Neil - Tells 8 year old Charlie there’s no Santa - Doubles down with a full presentation on how Santa isn’t real - He convinces Laura to get full custody of Charlie and prevent him from seeing his dad during the holidays. Scumbag move - Swore off Santa over a weenie whistle - Manipulates the school principal against Santa - Thinks he’s a doctor - He’s a bit of a close talker

Underrated Movie Villain: Peter McCallister - Let’s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone. - Forgot to close the garage. Car batteries are dead for sure. - When flight landed, couldn’t have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get to hotel and relax - Calls losing kids a “family tradition” in front of the police and laughs about it - Gets mad at Kevin for room service bill. Sorry your kid didn’t want to die from starvation. - Questionable Mob ties and where his money comes from

Spotify Wrapped came out early this year.

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.” 😂😂😂

once Gmail decides your storage is full, it's over, no amount of deleting matters

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

A personal column on the death of my brother's friend. And why, of all the emotions, grief is the absolute fucking worst

Mayo Gaels 50th Anniversary celebration's this Bank Holiday weekend lots of entertainment for everyone. 💙💛💙💛💙💛

chris martin at the coldplay concert

This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa, and it turned out to be the most wholesome convo ever 🥹