Gav

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Gav

@Gav_Ivison

เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2010

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·6h

Bollocks.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·6h

Here we go lads, I'm fucking off home...

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·1d

Just being nosy, but what is that absolute monster? That's the big Emirates one on the left.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·3d

Fucks me right off this. Sky have got a Man U commentator and pundits, and I've lost count how many times they've been referred to as 'united' when there's two fucking uniteds playing. Up the firestick.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·3d

You can tell at soft play who the part time dads are, running about and making an effort on their one day of the week, making the rest of us look lazy.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·8 Nis

Clarting on with the greenhouse here to stave off the temptation of a big box of cans.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·8 Nis

Any1 got number for @realDonaldTrump little scruff owes me petrol money

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·6 Nis

@NUFCCentral_ Aye let's knock three sides down and rebuild them to look the exact same. Class.

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NUFC Central@NUFCCentral_·6 Nis

If Newcastle United rebuild St James Park like this…👀 #Nufc

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·6 Nis

@anon_opin Are you sure?

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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·6 Nis

It should be illegal to rename pubs.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·6 Nis

My mouth ulcer looking at me putting half a jar of jalapeños onto my Morrisons pizza.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·4 Nis

Thought I'd nabbed a bargain here until paid for it and had a proper look at the photos.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·3 Nis

Well if everybody's talking about it, you don't need to pay to advertise it then, surely? It's like those adverts where they go 'hurry, tickets are selling out fast' Fuck you need to pay for adverts for, then?

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·1 Nis

Young Kenny was ahead of the curve there.

No Context Phoenix Nights@PhoenixNightsNC

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·31 Mar

Ahh nee way.

Free Lions@WeAreFreeLions

We are devastated to learn of the passing of England and Newcastle fan Brian Robson, pictured here on the left in Berlin before the final. Home and away with both club & country, many England regulars will know and recognise Brian, and his Ashington Mags flag. Our thoughts go out to Brian’s family and friends, he will be massively missed. Rest in peace, mate. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·31 Mar

Since this strokey cunt sold off the water boards in England and Wales in 1989, £85bn has been paid out to shareholders, accumulating £60bn of debt while the rivers are full of shite and tampons. This should not be legal.

Danny Baker@prodnose

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·29 Mar

Are people using bots or something on ebay? How the fuck has that happened??

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·29 Mar

@Sam_LUFC__ *went too far.

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Sam@Sam_LUFC__·28 Mar

This ‘could of’ crisis needs to end. We need a lockdown to put everyone in English classes. It’s gone too far.

ITV Football@itvfootball

"He could of broke his leg" "It's a clear red card" 🟥 The ITV crew discuss some questionable refereeing decisions, including Ronald Araujo's tackle on Phil Foden, that wasn't deemed a sending off @England

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·29 Mar

Here we go. Another 6 weeks of getting angry at the microwave.

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Gav@Gav_Ivison·26 Mar

Aye 5 weeks off graft dragging two big black rugby balls round. Having to piss sitting down because my piece had disappeared behind the swelling. Still less painful than the phonecall saying she's pregnant again though.

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