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@LewisFackrell @Skint_Eastwood1

@Skint_Eastwood1 Bumped into him a few years ago in Leicester Square! What a T**T. He was rude shouted at me for asking for a pic. My response: “you know what, never mind, you’re not as famous as you use to be”. - this set off a huge verbal abuse that the whole square could hear, a lovely man.

🚨Chris Moyles Set to Be Cancelled Next After Scott Mills Scandal – Resurfaced Clip Shows Him Offering to Take 15-Year-Old Charlotte Church’s Virginity Chris: “Once when you were young, at 15, I offered to take your virginity.” Charlotte: “A 15-year-old girl? You should be ashamed!”

@gudanglifehack Need to switch off access to control centre when the phone is locked so they can’t switch on airplane mode

Your iPhone has been stolen. The thief turned it off. Find My shows “Offline.” Your data, your photos, your mobile banking—it’s all in his hands. But if you’ve set up these three things beforehand, the thief is just holding an $880 piece of metal that can’t be touched.

@NoContextBrits Banger not anthem

If you know, you know.

@Porschephile_1 It’s shite this season. Netflix fans will love it though

Japanese GP done. Last one for me this year. Cancelled the F1TV subscription. Will get highlights on YouTube. Time for a nap then

@plasandrunt @AdamMcKola Ballon d’ors?

All stats with you nerds. Facts are he isn't anywhere near the level or impact that Cantona, Giggs, Rooney, Ronaldo, Keane, etc. had. Fella couldn't defend a title, threw his toys out of the pram because he didn't start a few games and chucked his team under the bus.

@norgos21 @MarkOgden_ Ballon d’or?

@MarkOgden_ 3 PFA POTY -1st 4 Golden boots - 1st 2 Playmaker awards - 2 nd All individual records broken 88 g+a against top 5 0.87 g+a per game And thousand of another records. Without doubt, the BEST

Why Mo Salah is the Premier League’s greatest espn.com/soccer/story/_…

The greatest apology in TV history 😂😂

@Qweezy_1 @biolakazeem Carried them to what?

@biolakazeem Rashford and Saka lol Saka that has carried Arsenal on his back season after season. Dey play!

Arsenal fell for the same trap with Saka that United fell for with Rashford.Young,British, likable moderately talented player with some decent stats over a short period rewarded with wages far beyond their TRUE abilities.Neither deserve more 150k but are on 300k. Won't end well.

@holdthatelle Put some clothes on and delete this app?

When City win the cup later, I will do whatever the top comment says 😤

@BritishComedy Let’s hope it’s better than it has been. But Joel Dommet isn’t a great start

Taskmaster returns. Series 21, Episode 1. Channel 4, Thursday 9th April, 9pm. (Technically subject to change, but unlikely.) comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaster/

@Yungdreezy_001 @Smerchant_ @SznThuram @ManagerTactical @Chelsearory Did you get ChatGPT to write that?

@GazLear @Smerchant_ @SznThuram @ManagerTactical @Chelsearory Says a retard

Wayne Rooney was a better player than Neymar. By a country mile. There isn’t one aspect of football where Neymar outshines Rooney. Vision, output, effectiveness, mentality…it’s all Rooney. Some things in football are to be debated, others are straight up fact, this is the latter

@arielhelwani Maybe to the American eye but to everyone else it’s terrible. It’s scripted, cheesy rubbish

This was an incredible, seemingly impromptu, moment on what has become the best studio show in sports. Bravo to all involved.

@McFlybowy Mate, you should be banned from ChatGPT

Rooney has one of the most overrated individual careers for a Striker for all his years in England, he never won a single Golden Boot. And when you dig deeper, it becomes even clearer. Wayne Rooney only won the PFA Player of the Year once in his entire career the 2009/10 season. For someone who played over a decade at the very top with Manchester United, in dominant title-winning teams, that’s not the record of a player who consistently imposed himself as the best in the league. And that tells you a lot when you’re discussing him among the very elite. Because when we talk about the greatest attackers, individual dominance has to come into the conversation not just team success. That’s the key difference. Rooney was a brilliant footballer complete, selfless, tactically intelligent. He sacrificed his game for the team, dropped deep, created, pressed, and did the dirty work. But when we talk about the very top-tier attackers, it’s not just about being good for the team it’s about individual dominance and he doesn’t have that The best strikers of a generation take over seasons. They win Golden Boots, stack up individual awards, and separate themselves clearly from everyone else. Compare that to Harry Kane, Robert Lewandowski, and Luis Suárez players who didn’t just contribute, but dominated. Multiple top-scorer awards, historic goal numbers, seasons where they were undeniably the best. Rooney had moments. Those players had eras. So when people elevate Rooney purely off nostalgia, it needs balance. He’s a legend of the game, no question but individually, he never reached that consistent, season-defining level that separates the great from the undeniable elite.

@Yungdreezy_001 @Smerchant_ @SznThuram @ManagerTactical @Chelsearory Elite ball knowledge 😂😂😂😂 you massive cretin

@Smerchant_ @SznThuram @GazLear @ManagerTactical @Chelsearory And UK has an elite ball knowledge?

@Enzo8fan Pervert

Chelsea fans… 💙 I’ve been thinking a lot about my last interview, and honestly, I need to say this from my heart. I’m sorry. Sorry if my words made any of you feel uncertain, disappointed, or even betrayed. That hurts me, because since the moment I arrived, I’ve felt your love, your passion, and what this club truly means. This isn’t just a club to me. It’s a responsibility. It’s pride. It’s family. So let me be clear… I’m not going anywhere. I’m here to fight for this badge, to give everything I have, every single game. Through the good moments and the difficult ones, I’m with you. Always. I want to win here. I want to make history here. And I want to do it with you. Thank you for believing in me, even when I don’t say the right things. I hear you. I feel you. And I promise I’ll give you everything. 💙

@mithrandir311 @NealGardner_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@NealGardner_ lol. Henry would like to have a word.

Ronaldo aside, I’d firmly argue that Neymar is a better footballer than any football that’s ever played in the Prem. To say he’s not a “top player” is beyond laughable.

@NealGardner_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ManagerTactical @Chelsearory Let me guess? Nigeria?

@Chelsearory Besides tracking back, Rooney loses to Neymar in every single aspect of the game and metric.

@Gibboanxious There’s not much better than Father Ted

Only Fools and Horses is NOT better than Father Ted

@brockpierson Even better when you edit the files so you start with full money and resources. The bases you could build were insane

Who else played this game?