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@chrismartenson If only we hadn't closed all those Oil refineries under Howard, Abbott and Morrison.

The Aussie PM proudly announces 'securing' one additional day's worth of AUS diesel demand. Weak men lead to hard times.

@KobieThatcher Brave call to out yourself as an idiot.

Trump says Australia was not there when the US asked. Albanese says we were never asked. Who do you believe? I trust Trump's word over this leftie Labor government.

@pwafork Nope. They are trying to pressure that American fuckwit to grow a brain. What a fucking embarrassment for the USA.

Be very clear that when Albanese or any other leader calls for de-escalation, they're calling for the mullahs who killed 30,000 protesters over the course of a couple of nights to stay in power.

@KobieThatcher Moron

🇦🇺 Australia has appointed Lieutenant General Susan Coyle as its first female Chief of Army. DEI hires and woke policies are accelerating this country's downfall.

@softtail65 I Can't Tell You Why...The Eagles

Name another song that mentions the word "Can't." 🎶 Written by Paul McCartney, credited to the Lennon-McCartney writing duo, the Beatles single "Can't Buy Me Love" is at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on April 11, 1964. In its 2nd week of 5 at the top, it is one of 14 Beatles songs on the Billboard singles chart at the time. It was the 4th highest selling single of the 1960s in the UK. "Can't Buy Me Love" also became the Beatles' fourth #1 and their third single to sell over a million copies in the UK.

@NoContextCounty It seems a long way from those heady days when he averaged 27.3 in the Ashes.

Zak Crawley is averaging 18.3 across his 3 innings this season

@WhoKnew53531000 @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JDVance Murder is like that.

Australia’s 🇦🇺 Government @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JDVance

@WG_RumblePants Looks like some big scores being posted. Is anyone blaming the Kookaburra this year? Also, good to see McSweeney getting some runs after a lean Sheffield Shield season.

Leicestershire are at 350-3 at the Oval — all credit to them that they are. But Surrey’s bowling this season, especially without Dan Worrall, may end up being the fly in the brown, three-feathered ointment. I thought so to some extent last season. I thought it even more last week. It’s making me ever so slightly nervous now. As we know, batting depth is all well and good, but you still need to be able to take 20 wickets to do well in the County Championship.

@ChrisHeHim1 Cut the guy some slack, it's pretty tricky technology he is using.

Lazy stupid cunt

@softtail65 Forever Now,... Cold Chisel

Name another song that mentions the word "Now." 🎶 Written by Freddie Garrity & Mitch Murray and recorded by Freddie and the Dreamers in 1963, the song " I'm Telling You Now" hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on April 10, 1965. First released in the UK in August 1963, it went to #2 on the UK Singles Chart. Re-released by Tower Records in the US in 1965, the song propelled Freddie and the Dreamers to international stardom.

@JimThom90458694 Nope. I would suggest the LNP will be responsible for undermining the nation for their abject failure in managing the RWFW's of One Nation.

Do you believe the Labor Party is undermining the very foundation of our great nation? I do.

@WhiteHouse Hope it's better than your military parades.

“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@NQ_Freedom @BobBurn97207272 🤡

@BobBurn97207272 NO he should be Jailed, and made to pay back all the money he has wasted.

This individual's renewable energy policies have raised concerns regarding Australia's ability to meet its energy needs. Given the current international landscape highlighting potential vulnerabilities, reconsidering the energy strategy may be warranted. Investing in oil exploration, constructing oil refineries, and building coal-fired power stations with a long-term view to nuclear power is what we need. A balanced approach to energy production would better serve Australia's interests, prioritising energy security.

@news_australian No. The rule of law must apply. This isn't the US.

BREAKING: Do you support Australia’s Governor General, Sam Mostyn, granting a preemptive pardon to Ben Roberts-Smith so he can freed immediately? All it takes is a stroke of pen! #auspol #pardonben #benrobertssmith

@WG_RumblePants tbh I would bat him at opener with Duckett, punt Crawley and bring Foakes in to keep. Smith Duckett Root Bethall Brook Stokes Foakes .......and it doesn't matter who bowls against Australia.

There will be some people who might (rather unkindly) say, it’s only against Leicestershire’s attack, but Smith still had to score the runs — and he has scored them. A 150* from Jamie Smith today has been a statement innings. He’s fighting for his England place and quietly showing his quality and character. And it’s not just the score that’s impressive, it’s the time he’s batted and the manner in which he got the runs. He’s been very good today.

@WillKingston @PaulineHansonOz @GBNEWS 🤣

She’s been smeared, ridiculed, wrongfully jailed & written off… But she keeps coming back. After one of the most extraordinary political careers in 🇦🇺 history, could @PaulineHansonOz’s final chapter end in the PM’s Lodge? I’m chatting to her for @GBNEWS next week. What should I ask Pauline?

@WG_RumblePants My first helmet was white. Got one for junior representative cricket in '79. Had a broken jaw at the time so mum said no helmet no play. Still remember the smell. Thanks, mum!

White cricket helmets are cool. They will always be cool. Bring them back.

@NoContextCounty He is so far down the list it could be anybody or almost everybody.

After James Anderson, who is the greatest bowler of all time?

@WG_RumblePants Hope it's a good competitive season. England needs as much run up as possible to be ready for losing the Ashes at home next year.

I’m unreasonably excited for the return of the County Championship. Why? It’s proper sexy cricket! Bowlers build pressure. Boundaries mean something. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Endurance and consistency win the race. It’s authentic! So get yourself to a game on a sunny day this season. Unwind, relax and quietly soak it all in. It’s absorbing. In a world that feels increasingly artificial, county cricket still feels genuine.

@englandcricket 👏

Isa Guha MBE 🏅 Isa has received her MBE for services to Inclusivity and Cricket 🏏 Congrats, Isa! 👏