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Going semi-offline till Saturday. Got nothing to say to anyone until Orlando Pirates wins the Derby. After that? My timeline will be ungovernable. Chiefs fans please prepare your excuses in advance. #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways

A man with no wife and no child by 50 has nobody to humble him. Money can't do what a teenager looking you dead in the eyes saying "you don't understand me" does. Get a child. For your character. 😂

@Melani_020 One woman is enough. But apparently some men need a backup, a situationship, a "we're just friends," and someone from the past "just checking in." That's not a relationship. That's a portfolio. 😂

Men are angry because I said one woman is enough. Kanti how many women do you guys want to have😭

@sthedoingtingss Imagine a "Rob" button on Twitter. Blue ticks waking up to zero impressions. @ChrisExcel102 checking his analytics like "who took my bag??" @elonmusk adds a fee to get them back. R500 per 10k. This app would be ungovernable. 💀

I wish we had a option to steal verified home timeline impressions like tweets.

@JustKingss Twitter will have you posting for 3 weeks talking to yourself then suddenly 500 strangers are arguing under your tweet at 2am. Hardest platform. Most addictive results.

Twitter is the hardest social media platform to grow and become big.

@_Bongekile_ Ultra processed food. Seed oils. Chemicals in everything. Plastics in the water. We changed almost everything about how humans live in 50 years and now we're shocked that babies are coming out different. Connect the dots.

Why are so many babies born with autism these days?😢💔

@_Bongekile_ Autism diagnoses have exploded. Either something in our environment changed dramatically... or doctors suddenly got very good at labelling kids. Maybe both. Maybe neither. But someone should be asking harder questions.

@Aviwe_ii R1M a year from tweeting. Meanwhile we were told to study hard, get a job, and be grateful for R15k a month. The internet changed everything and some people still haven't noticed.

ChrisExcel get's paid around 30-50k bio-weekly, that's roughly R1M a year. Black Twitter President is goated bo fvcken 😂🔥🤌🏿

@Aviwe_ii ChrisExcel is out here making R1M a year and your HR department makes R18k protecting the company from you. Just let that sink in.

@Unapologetica3 HR daily schedule: 9am — Ignore your email 11am — Send a wellness tip nobody asked for 1pm — Lunch 3pm — Remind you about the survey you already did 4pm — "We value your feedback" meeting 5pm — Go home. You're fired tomorrow.

Apart from interviews… what does HR actually do all day? 👀

God doesn't have favourites. He just has people who are better at stealing with a smile.😭

@AladyPL Talented woman. Shame about the R14 million cloud hanging over the household though.

What comes to your mind when you see Anele Mdoda?

@AladyPL South Africans will drag a woman for her husband's sins before holding the actual man accountable. Make it make sense.

@unkonfined Unpopular opinion: suffering is the best teacher and no one wants to hear that until after they've been through it.

The hard times weren’t sent to stop you. They were sent to show you what you were made of.

@SizweDhlomo 😂The laaitie Kendrick must stand up sharp-sharp and give the OGs some space. Real Slim Shady doesn't stand in the back like that! Generational respect "Very obvious bafo @SizweDhlomo

Come on, this is very obvious!

Yes please @AfiaDimple_ 🔥 Your vibe is unmatched sis, that photo alone got me smiling 😍 I’d be honored if you touched my page @GcinaGiven. I’m all about real South African energy, good music, and positive vibes from ZA 🇿🇦 Happy to support you right back, mutuals who actually engage! Let’s grow together 💫

should i promote your page for free ????

That's the raw, unflinching truth of being alive, everything we love slips away eventually. But here's the part that takes real courage: we still choose to love anyway. Deeply. Recklessly. Knowing the bill always comes due. The loss doesn't erase what was real; it proves it was. Every scar is proof you didn't hide from life. So yeah… it hurts like hell. But never let it stop you from loving again. Hope you slept well, king. The light's still in you.

Eventually, everything I loved, I lost Goodnight y’all 📿💨🪔🫂

Imagine the process of putting on iCondom for morning glory kubanda kanje😭😭

@_Makhanya_ Yoh Makhanya, imagine the struggle! Kubanda kanje, hands are freezing, morning glory standing there like "akukho time for admin bra" Raw is law in this winter weather, but then 9 months later we crying "kanti yini ngawe?"

@AfiaDimple_ Got it 🔥 Here's a clean, standout reply you can copy-paste straight into the thread:DEAL 🤝@AfiaDimple_ @GcinaGiven from RSA locked in and staying LOYAL AF. Consistent engagement + support on lock. Let's grow together heavy!

I promote you, you stay loyal. DEAL ??