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@SharonO44776 Awuoro

@GedionApollo Maber

Naona shosh leo after 13 damn years🥺ata amenisahau🥺okay sasa akia kata wuoyo dholuo yawa💀...I'm cooked😂💀😭

@FayChep476320 We very much in the right direction

All men living in my apartment are over 30 and unmarried.... Where are we heading as a country.

@_MwalimuEric Some of these tweeps I don't really expect much of them 😂😂

A teacher who is a junior secondary intern is sanitising opiyo wandayi who his ministry stole ksh 4Billion . Instead of him pushing for his conformation! Things of this world shocks me .

@MartinnaMaree Ikoni pod itin😂

@GedionApollo An nyathii podi owada😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂sai nataka kuweka aunties and uncles Kwa WhatsApp group niwakumbushe me ni ofan wanitumie fare ya kwenda na kufika mjengo for the next two months ama niwashtaki Kwa mama yao💀💀💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@ShadrackOt938 Kuna sababu ako singol 😂

@GedionApollo 😂😂sawa

There's this neighbor huamka around 6 na anafanya kazi zote,she cleans everything adi kufua. mtu atamchukua for a wife will have won a gem

@MartinnaMaree We are now dealing with the consequences of ignoramus voting robots

Father-in-law WA oga boy alinunua shares kplc na that wasn't a red flag to his supporters already,huh?? Anyone who voted this man and his partner from 2013 can't tell me shit wallahi!

@lindahoguttu Fagia wote

There are no permanent friends /enemies in politics. Premium tears hapa mbele. Na Zoning ikataliwe kabisa. Let candidates from different parties fight it out. Incompetent leaders should not be imposed on people in the name of Zoning.

@MsMiriti Mnaoverthink huku nje I can't buy downy at my own volition 😂😂

How didn’t you know he’s married🥹😘? Cmon nguo zinanukia downy and they have this kakitambi I can’t explain 😂🫢

@_fwambui Kaa kwako😂

Men, dem akikuja kwako si lazima umkule. Be a gentleman

@anne_odida Those fools don't give you time to think of your rights All police officers need a refresher training

During a police stop/police search or police arrest, do you know your rights? #tv47breakfast

@Jahome037 @Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Kono to pek maserious bandit zone

@GedionApollo @Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Wek wuondo Ademba bana, kono were go uru ama ok wabi wachak wanenu.

We registered 2601 new voters in Kitale but this is how we travelled. This time mlikataa kudonate gari ikabidi tende na 14 seater yenye imengolewa viti ikageuzwa ya mizigo. Y'all thought it is fun. Anyway bora kitale Wako kadi and the message was received.

@Ademba_47 @m_ureithi Sudi kik buogi

@GedionApollo @m_ureithi Aluoro Sudi 😂😂

Uyo dem ametoka Versuz ya Muthiga na pombe ya hao maboy wamelaza after kula choma 2kgs after kubleki I love your game 😂😂

@JoelJirane @KojackBiko We only one & only one task next year

Make me understand why ambulance iko, dere ako lakini haiwezi fanya referral just because haina fuel. Na hapo nje motorcade ya governor inashinda ya Trump. But when I talk, ni mimi sitaki iwork.

@ellespiracy Approved

Hao wajinga huchukua gigs za kusanitize government hawafai kupewa engagements wajiongeleshe na huko

@MsMiriti Recipe for backshot

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹