Doug

Here’s a picture of me at Iguazu Falls in Brazil. This was back when Brazilians were free to communicate with the world on ⁦@X⁩. Looking forward to seeing all of you back here very soon!

My guess is that the officials gave Taylor Hall a minor penalty there because no one wants to see five minutes of the #Flyers' power play.

@jordiebarstool No goalie in the history of goalies.

Has any goalie in the playoffs had to deal with worse bounces than Vladar?

@ichhabschnitzel @spittinchiclets You want more penalties?

@spittinchiclets And yet still missing calls! That’s an easy 5 on hall for the headshot, what are we even doing

Well that was a ref show of a period.

@degen_betting @spittinchiclets Embarrassing

@spittinchiclets A bench minor in the damn playoffs…what are we doing here???

@spittinchiclets Someone tell the refs this is playoff hockey

@NobodymrRobert That’s a finger remover

Is there a name for this.

@TABYTCHI x.com/ccpisassh0e/st…

If aliens are real, who do we send to make first contact?

@AngelaBelcamino Someone’s never been to Maryland!

Hear me out— Floridians are the worst drivers.

@samventureX @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Yep. It’s like a 15% disadvantage, which is huge. Why do you guys continue to elect politicians who don’t want you to win a Cup!?

@GeigerTweeter @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Canadian taxes are tough for any team here really :(

I ain’t coming back to the Leafs. All you hating Leafs fans in my mentions can kiss my ass. I don’t choose your team over loyalty. So FUCK YOU. You’re now my enemy. GAME ON MOTHER FUCKERS🖕🏼

@HeSheHaw @NHLFlyers They beat your team brother

@NHLFlyers So glad Philly is representing the second round so competitively! Basically a friggin gift to Carolina. Anyone else would have made it competitive.

Injury update: Flyers forward Noah Cates (lower-body) has been ruled out for the remainder of the series vs. Carolina.

@samventureX @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Some day. Maybe. Probably not. Those Toronto taxes make it tough to compete on cap. But you guys seem to like it that way ✌️

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets See you in the Stanley Cup finals Biz ✌️

@MargoinWNC These marginal talent at best offshore firms are so screwed. Good luck competing with modern AI augmented coding

Cognizant pulled out of North Carolina after getting tax breaks. They said they couldn't find enough qualified workers. With UNC, North Carolina State University, and Duke University within 30 miles of their office. Tells you all you need to know.

@johnkonrad Working under Reagan’s command

@Ohdoctah Hey stupid, this is not goalie interference!

Talk to me like I’m stupid and explain how this is not goalie interference???

Minnesota Wild goaltending against Colorado.

@Poopiepoopapoo @WhiteHouse You must have missed the Murder part

@WhiteHouse This is the kind of shit that will be in a history book that 9th graders will read and go "holy shit I can't believe how awful we were"

Adiós 🪇

@scottgrvs @WhiteHouse You must have missed the Murder part

@WhiteHouse People hate your sadistic deportations & this is only going to push you lower. Keep up the good “great” work, chuds.

@NikkiBalzzz @WhiteHouse You must have missed the Murder part

@WhiteHouse You are such racist pieces of shit. Fuck you.

@JamesHu27192912 Next time you buy one, take 2 and measure them out to 8’ or so. They will be 1/16” off. You will go thru 5-10 to find 2 that line up exactly.

@RNDTHOT @aguyandhisgirl1 @SoveyX Just take the L on this one

@aguyandhisgirl1 @SoveyX

Why aren’t men’s restrooms designed with privacy like this?