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@LcsNusbaum Sounds about par for the times. As the saying goes, "If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, then baffle them with your bullshit." And in the words of one A. Lincoln, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt."

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@VenetiaJane And this is a happy bunch if I ever saw one, Jane!

“To me, flowers are happiness.” — Stefano Gabbana 🌸

@Helenus_ @CalltoActivism A few croutons short of a salad, I would say. He doesn't still carry the nuclear codes around with him in a black satchel, does he? Oh wait. Yes he does. Sleep tight, Helen!

@CalltoActivism Completely lost it, he's not computing.

Holy shit. Trump’s brain is so damaged he doesn’t realize Greece isn’t a person: “Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.” This guys brain is mashed potatoes.

@RustyBertrand Rusty's back!😌

Selfrighteous authoritarian Democrats. Verbal stimmers. FUCK YOU!

@AnnieForTruth You and I know that Spirit Airlines didn't exist in 1987, but does Trump's base know? I'm betting that most of them don't. Which is the key to his ability to sell utter nonsense.

Trump is a low IQ buffoon and unfit for office! #25thAmendmentNow

@tismenic70 With "Victoria Regina" initials at the top it has to predate 1901.

#PostboxSaturday Victorian postbox

@BlackandBlue73 I think I see why he's called "Chunky".

It's been a very long day. I nana well. The kids enjoyed their day at mine. Pumpkin helped make chocolate cupcakes and Chunky helped to eat them.

@sophiearumble I know that feeling all too well, Sophie. And the best thing to do when Churchill's "black dog" is at your gates is just what you've been doing. Vigorous exercise in fresh air has help me immensely.

@RedMedusa13 Very nice, Lisa. But I hope you took your shoes off before turning in!

@BlackandBlue73 Probably just your jaw-dropping beauty, Blue.😝

Had two blokes stare at me on the way to picking Chunky up from school. Must be my weird three toned hair.

@BlackandBlue73 Sure. Here you go, Blue.

I feel the need for some toast. Can I tempt anyone?

@BlackandBlue73 So she swatted him upside his head. He then said "f**k" again, but louder. So again she swatted him, harder. And now he screamed "f**k" at the top of his lungs. By now a small crowd has gathered at the end of the aisle. So she picked him up, left her cart, and walked out! 2/2

@BlackandBlue73 I remember being in a grocery store when a small boy in his mother's cart grabbed a candy bar as they rolled past. She took it and put it back on the shelf. I'll never forget how his little face clouded up, and he said "f**k" in a low but unmistakable voice. 1/2

Pumpkin's favourite words today are 'boring' and 'joking'. Looks like they've learning 'ing' words at nursery.

@BlackandBlue73 That's a good policy. If you want crisps, you've gotta go get 'em! Probably good for sparing parents nerves in the check-out queue, too!

@GeorgeRick1 No, it's not allowed here. You can only get chewing gum near the tills.

Went out. Stopped off at Aldi for crisps. Came home.

@mudpuppy_16 But how about sand? Sand is the worst thing (I would imagine).

100%.

@dearsusanbranch What I don't understand is why anyone believes a word that comes out his mouth. If he gave me the time of day I'd ask for a second opinion.

His “Plan.”

@mudpuppy_16 Oh, you can!

“I’m a mouse. Duh”

@RustyBertrand I sincerely hope you're putting us on, Rusty. I've always liked your unique humor, but this really isn't funny. Please clarify.

I have less than 2 weeks to live.

@AnnieForTruth When asked for his favorite verse in the Bible, Trump responded with "Old Testament, New Testament. I like them both." What a Biblical scholar we have here!

What a joke! I hope someone asks him to lead by reciting the Lord’s Prayer! 🤣