The EMP£ROR 🟦⬛️🟨🇰🇪

@NyamburaGobela Let’s train grok. Hey @grok, what do you know about the content of the post above.

My people have stories of trading with people from the stars in floating objects known as ireri. As recent as the 1900s

@maximumpain333 So the chicken, is what you’re saying?

@ivymuthe They’ll end up together

A young man named Mike confidently asked a lady for her phone number, unaware that she was secretly recording him. Dressed in a white polo shirt and a red cap, he remained calm and composed while she struggled to hold back her laughter. The video quickly went viral, with people laughing at Mike’s bold attempt.The moral of the story: If there’s one thing that’s genuinely difficult, it’s mustering the courage to ask a girl for her number. If you’re a shy guy, just approach ten girls every day. With time, you’ll build real confidence and become a smooth, expert ladies’ man.

@FGaitho237 @kibeandy Won’t you let him breathe for a second! You have a career in standup. Next roast for kibe they must call you.

I always see @kibeandy taking shots at my workouts in his videos, but speaking as someone who has done a lot of research, he seriously needs to make some lifestyle changes immediately. First, quit alcohol and cigarettes completely. Then cut out processed foods - especially those energy drinks he’s always holding. A cleaner diet, something closer to keto with high protein intake (over 200g daily), combined with consistent training and far more emphasis on leg workouts. Otherwise, he risks heading down the same unhealthy path like @HonMoses_Kuria .

@mohammedhersi That’s not witchcraft that’s superpowers. I guess that’s what witchcraft is. They told Jesus that he was performing healing by the power of beelzebub(or smn). Poor mindsets.

Africa is full of surpsises Ugandan police arrested a man for witchcraft, took him to court, and he responded by inviting bees to the court. Everyone was attacked by the bees. He didn’t get a single sting. Interesting to see a man running around with a fire 🔥 extinguisher. Earth is hard , best such guys are left in peace.

Truphena Muthoni Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Trees Hugged In One Hour After Hugging 1,234 Trees In Brazil.

@ellyserwaaa Appealing to Empathy will be trampled on by Evidence. Two is company, three is a crowd. A man doesn’t want to be a statistic that willingly.

Will you ??

A Kenyan has just beaten Safaricom PLC in court and been awarded Sh1.4 billion. And honestly, this case is disturbing. Peter Nthei Muoki says he developed a child-wallet concept for M-Pesa and pitched it to Safaricom in 2021. According to court documents, he was told it wasn’t workable. Then later, Safaricom rolled out a similar feature. He sued. And High Court Judge Josephine Wayua Wambua Mong'are ruled in his favour. Safaricom has now been ordered to pay him Sh1.4 billion plus annual royalties. Imagine being told your idea won’t work, then later seeing it launched by one of the biggest companies in the country. That’s the painful part. Because, how many ordinary Kenyans have pitched ideas to powerful companies, been ignored, and watched those same ideas come back as products? This case will make many innovators think twice.

@kilundeezy @beth_kasinga Start with parliament. It’s colonial

Nairobi socialite Bimbo claims that she is going to barn school uniforms since it’s colonial mentality

Comprehensive Cover is a SCAM for big cars and especially the German machines.

As a man, you have to get to the point where even your own mother can’t manipulate you.

@NoahFentys Riri doesn’t play petty politics

“Rihanna is jealous of Tyla” Mind you, this outfit alone is more popular than tyla herself and imagine thinking rihanna is jealous of a one hit wonder from South Africa-😭

Best ART ive seen so far 🥺

The dance of the Moon, Earth and Sun [🎞️ thebrainmaze]

@quincygitahi Sound byte bout to be abused.

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@kilundeezy I don’t hear the language, but I’ve enjoyed the movie type shit

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