Lisa G

Got my shirt...! #BoomerSooner

Sometimes you just have to take yourself on a date…

@NJBoomerSooner She grew up! 😭

@GilletteLD She was just 13 ! What happened ? Happy Birthday wishes!!!

It’s official….She’s 19! Happy birthday to one of my favorite humans, ever!

@MightyBuckDuckD I know!! 😭 she’s turned out pretty well, considering I was like 12 when I had her…

@GilletteLD 🎉Happy 19th Birthday to her! Hope she has a phenomenal day! 🙌 🎂🎁🎈🥳😎 *Doesn't seem possible, time flew by on this end... 😉

Also: shoutout to weirdos that mind their business! May we unite, at our own tables…alone.

@ImDerBatman Good gawd.

Did they abolish the run rule or something??

YOOOO! It feels like 90! Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Guys at next table: hey Lisa, see that guy over at the table alone, with lipstick on, talking to himself? What a weirdo! Me: yeahhhh you know who he ISN’T talking to? Me!

Every person in my job title, starts at the bottom, doesn’t matter how long you’ve been there, but once you put in a year….. you get your total time back. 1/18/26 - I just leap frogged every single electronic technician. Which would be cooler, if I wanted a diff job. 🙃

Tonight, I used the word, “moist”, in a massive reply email…. I chose violence!

Coworkers dropping like flies, bc flu….. Me coming into my office tonight:

Auburn fans when they see their Alabama friends tomorrow

You may be right…

"You gotta be a sick individual to be enjoying watching Indiana destroy Alabama in the Rose Bowl" Me:

It's never fun watching a blowout. Unless the team being blown out is Alabama.

Playoff teams are the teams in the playoff. Non-playoff teams are the ones playing in the Cheez It Bowl. I hope that clears it up for you since you seem confused on the subject.

Big Ten fans: “hurrrrdurrrr the SEC is getting their ass beat!” Meanwhile, SEC fans in reality:

@NJBoomerSooner Like I’d tell anyone… 👀

@GilletteLD Happiest New Year to ya !!! I’m guessing that you didn’t hit the PowerBall ? Hope you have a wonderful year !

Happy New Year!!!

Anyone heard from @GilletteLD ?