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My new commercial telling the secret to my success after 60 years!
-JB Pritzker
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God JB Pricker
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God JB Pricker
@GodPricker
Out-parodying JB Pritzker 😂 I roast the sleazy dynasty with memes, AI videos & brutal facts. Daily pricks for the people 👇
Illinois เข้าร่วม Nisan 2020
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I searched my name on Duck Duck Go!😅
With all of this talk about the Pope, must’ve triggered some response here.
Have a terrible Tuesday, Illinois!🍩🤷🏻♂️
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I just got off the phone with my good friend, Eric Swalwell and gave him some advice that I’ve lived by my entire life.
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@GodPricker Some days you can’t out-parody people with zero self-awareness
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Damn this parody account.
Got me again! 🤣🤣🤣
Governor JB Pritzker@GovPritzker
The Pope lifts his voice as part of a higher calling - one centered on peace and the preservation of human life.
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To all the leftists who were offended last time I went to Governor Pritzker’s house, here’s another one for you! Spread the word, We The People say “God bless #ICE, Deport Every Illegal, and prosecute the traitors like Pritzker and Johnson who get in the way!
@FrontlineAF
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How about cutting people's taxes?
Governor JB Pritzker@GovPritzker
The best way to make things more affordable? Raise the people’s wages.
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This is an old gem from 2021. So no telling how much tainted blood has been donated in the Land of Lincoln!
Clerpatriot@clerpatriot
So now in Illinois you can knowingly transmit HIV to your partner with no consequences? This is a form of assault and should be treated as such!
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@PlanetOfMemes @TheGeneral_0 They must have a lot of dirt on him. Fang Fang probably had it. 🤣
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@TheGeneral_0 I didn't see that coming.
Boy must be guilty.
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God JB Pricker รีทวีตแล้ว
The only people that work are the undocs.
We need to make them permanent your country….
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@angeldadjoe @GodPricker We need to flip Illinois red. The Democrats are insane.
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Katie Abraham should still be alive.
Instead, she became the cost of a system that chose not to know who was in our communities—untracked, unaccounted for, and ignored until it was too late.
He wasn’t “the worst of the worst”… until he was.
That’s the reality Illinois leaders refuse to admit.
This isn’t politics. It’s consequence.
How many more are out there right now—unknown, invisible, and one moment away from becoming the next headline?
How many more families have to pay the price?
I wrote about what they won’t say, and why it matters now more than ever:
@GovPritzker say her name.
Read my latest Substack: open.substack.com/pub/angeldadjo…
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I will rule the country like I rule Illinois. 🇨🇳
Good Monday morning, Pez!
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Maybe I’ll suspend the July 1st increase until after the election, like I did the last time. 🤣🤣
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@GodPricker Wouldn't ya know it the first thing outta this mf mouth is trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🤡
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NO! Don't do that! The people of Illinois need to know that you'll stay the course on taxation, and demonstrate the consistent resolve necessary to win the White House. Don't buckle to those whiners who say they can't afford stuff. Tell them that if they paid more taxes, the state could give them more stuff. I know you're strong enough for this, my Governor.
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@GodPricker You must have saved yourself millions by suspending the grocery tax.
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I’m a drunk just like my mommy.
So happy I am an actual billionaire.
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This POS. He needs to GO! How dare he finger point after she just told him that is what is going on. I am so mad
God JB Pricker@GodPricker
Maybe I’ll suspend the July 1st increase until after the election, like I did the last time. 🤣🤣
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