Andrew Whitehouse

@Keir_Starmer To make the tea

I was in the Middle East this week. Here’s why.

@Jordwalker19 Not as hilarious as Boro result

This cov result is fucking hilarious

Unbelievable that these two Muppets were on holiday abroad whilst we were on verge of WW3!

@Iromg Who is this WE😂😂

He’s like a village idiot calling for the rain to stop. Fucking moron.

@talkSPORT Sky Blues of course

FIVE Premier League clubs will qualify for the Champions League next season... 🔴 Liverpool 🔵 Chelsea 🐝 Brentford 👀 Someone else Who do YOU think will finish 5th? 🤔

@RoversXtra @reluctantnicko You play two games in 4 days over Easter?

🚨 | Blackburn have asked the EFL to reschedule their upcoming fixtures. Rovers face Southampton on April 14th, then Coventry on April 17th, and want the Coventry game moved to the weekend. The EFL will decide soon. [@reluctantnicko] #BRFC | #Rovers | #SaintsFC | #PUSB

@Anthony_Hornsby What about the Easter fixtures, 2 games in 4 days, no difference

7,500 fans bought tickets for the Friday night F off

@greenyskyblue It's our default setting #pusb

Imagine being in the top 2 since November, having 6 games left but still worrying, welcome to Coventry City Football Club, and I wouldn't change it for the world #pusb

@BroadcastMoose Well there's a surprise

FA Cup SF Draw Chelsea v Leeds Man City v Southampton

@liamgallagher @BigBearKentlaar

@BigBearKentlaar Youse ain’t winning the league your gonna BOTTLE it up to ras

Manchester City will win the FA Cup & Carabao Cup double and the media will try and tell us it’s a better season than Arsenal winning the Premier League. Calling it now.

Look at how differently the police handled young football fans yesterday in comparison to the young looters in Clapham. They remembered how to use the batons again!

@jongaunt @studavies1975 He's a Derby fan Gaunty it's in his DNA

@studavies1975 Do you talk bollocks for a living or just a hobby? Absolute tosh son

This isn’t meant as a dig at Coventry, they are the best team in the league and will be in the PL next year.. But my god, the quality in the championship is at an all time low. Think any teams going up this season will really struggle, not been that impressed by any of the top 6

@Frank_letmebe @SouthamptonFC @VictoryOwai @MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup If this is how salty Arsenal fans are I really can't wait for next session #PUSB

This is such a dumbass thing to say when you’re just gonna lose in the semi final, finish outside the playoffs and be playing in the championship again next season. Meanwhile we’re about to win the premier league and in the quarters of the biggest cup competition that exists “the champions league” Long term, you’re just gonna get roasted because of this. I will never understand why small clubs try it on with the big boys, you have your tiny victories but always lose the war

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEY 🤩

@Councillorsuzie She's made sure nobody can reply to her for a reason

Absolute tosh! 👇

@DerbyRetweets No chance

@GolfAndrew He actually got that right, late but not intentional.

This ref honestly. Wasn't a booking for Travis, has given us nothing and you know full well if that's a Coventry corner, he lets them have it! Awful!

@dcfcofficial Cheers for the 6 points

We're beaten by the Sky Blues.

@smogmonsterutb @BBCTeesSport @danamalt Better than being an utter cunt

@GolfAndrew @BBCTeesSport @danamalt I think it’s great you took in all them Down syndrome kids in on your profile ❤️

🗣️ @danamalt says Middlesbrough are lacking options from the bench: bbc.in/4dnGZUD #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

@CoffeeNGrit Hate these dog pics 😭

I heard people are pissed off and saying no one wants to see pictures or our dogs… so. Here’s Olly!

@leahcim77 @BBCTeesSport Mystic Mark 🤣🤣

@BBCTeesSport Has anyone seen Mark Drury? Can you hear me Mark Drury 🦆🦆 Hellball, Boro Super Team, Transporter Bridge, Your days are numbered Coventry 🦆🦆 Chris Rea, Bob Mortimer. Can you hear me Bob Mortimer 🦆🦆 Your boys took one Hell(ball 😂) of a beating 😂

A huge blow in the promotion race. Thoughts, Boro fans? 💭 #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball