Grant Catton

Going grocery shopping without a list is my extreme sport.

@TheBuccosFan Nolan Ryan. He signed a ball for me at Spring Training once when I was a kid.

Willie Stargell & Dave Parker #PopsIsTops ⭐️ #TheCobra 🐍

If someone can become the most powerful person in the world by being the opposite of everything they teach us as kids -- be kind, help others, don't lie, share, etc. -- then either that message is B.S. or we've messed up the world. And I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

When did drinking from to-go coffee cups become a 50/50 proposition that you were going to end up wearing your coffee? Is the paper crummier now? The lids? I drink coffee with my body leaned out at a 45 degree angle, at all times.

@OldManLefty1 This explains a lot.

Dr. Oz: “Trump doesn’t want to get sick, so he eats junk food, but it’s food made in large, reputable chains because they have quality control”

@Jaytingwalker Or a locally-owned, non-chain bookstore 😁

@GrantCatton The library too! Take the bus also.

You want to fight back? Do it economically. Dump Amazon Prime. Dump your streaming services. Shop vintage, shop thrift, shop local. Go to the locally-owned coffee shop & whatever is the closest thing to a local grocery store you've got.

@Jaytingwalker YES!!

@BraddrofliT @TimHannan Democrats have lost elections and/or been run out of politics for smaller lies.

Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂

@Super70sSports Yes. And IMHO... Goldfinger is the best movie.

Someone asked me who was the best James Bond. How is this even a question? Sean Connery all day.

Half my income goes to the Pittsburgh Parking Authority. If I go to their offices, I better see a wing named after me.

@TheBuccosFan Andre Dawson

Willie Stargell #NotPopsYet

@MorePerfectUS "Why Billionaires Are Good for the Economy" by Treff Lezos

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

@Super70sSports If all opera was like this, I'd be into it.

I learned everything I know about opera from Elmer Fudd.

@TheBuccosFan @Pirates @KatieTalksPens @PiratesFamalee Right on, bro 💥 we out here #letsgobucs

Good Morning Fans of the NL Central First Place Pittsburgh @Pirates! Hope yinz have a wonderful day n'at! 😁 #LetsGoBucs

When someone does something nice for you, or sends you something in the mail...send a Thank You text immediately. Don't wait. Just send the text. Cause otherwise you're gonna forget.

@Gregor1313 @RpsAgainstTrump This is my favorite thing about the people who are "turning" on him now. "I didn't vote for THIS!" Yeahhh, you kinda did tho, didn't you?

@RpsAgainstTrump Donald Trump is the same lying piece of shit he’s always been. He hasn’t changed. Some people are just slower to see it

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus? Trump: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker

Grocery store bathrooms always weird me out. I can't explain it. They just do.

Everybody needs to just cool it on the roads. The highway is not the place to take out your frustrations or remedy your bruised ego. Get in the gym and punch a heavy bag. Or go talk to someone. Please 🙏❤️

@Super70sSports I broke 100 once in my whole life 😂

I don’t know the pressure of playing the back nine on Sunday at the Masters, but I do know the pressure of standing on the 18th tee needing a 6 to break 100 while playing a decaying range ball because I chunked two Titleists in a pond at 17. I assume it’s more or less the same.

$40 is the new $20.