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Grant Catton

@GrantCatton

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Pittsburgh, PA เข้าร่วม Mart 2010
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Going grocery shopping without a list is my extreme sport.
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@TheBuccosFan Nolan Ryan. He signed a ball for me at Spring Training once when I was a kid.
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Grant Catton@GrantCatton·
If someone can become the most powerful person in the world by being the opposite of everything they teach us as kids -- be kind, help others, don't lie, share, etc. -- then either that message is B.S. or we've messed up the world. And I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
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Grant Catton@GrantCatton·
When did drinking from to-go coffee cups become a 50/50 proposition that you were going to end up wearing your coffee? Is the paper crummier now? The lids? I drink coffee with my body leaned out at a 45 degree angle, at all times.
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Old Man Lefty
Old Man Lefty@OldManLefty1·
Dr. Oz: “Trump doesn’t want to get sick, so he eats junk food, but it’s food made in large, reputable chains because they have quality control”
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You want to fight back? Do it economically. Dump Amazon Prime. Dump your streaming services. Shop vintage, shop thrift, shop local. Go to the locally-owned coffee shop & whatever is the closest thing to a local grocery store you've got.
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Brad@BraddrofliT·
Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Someone asked me who was the best James Bond. How is this even a question? Sean Connery all day.
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Half my income goes to the Pittsburgh Parking Authority. If I go to their offices, I better see a wing named after me.
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More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS·
Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
I learned everything I know about opera from Elmer Fudd.
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Grant Catton@GrantCatton·
When someone does something nice for you, or sends you something in the mail...send a Thank You text immediately. Don't wait. Just send the text. Cause otherwise you're gonna forget.
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@Gregor1313 @RpsAgainstTrump This is my favorite thing about the people who are "turning" on him now. "I didn't vote for THIS!" Yeahhh, you kinda did tho, didn't you?
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Greg Olsen
Greg Olsen@Gregor1313·
@RpsAgainstTrump Donald Trump is the same lying piece of shit he’s always been. He hasn’t changed. Some people are just slower to see it
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Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus? Trump: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker
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Grocery store bathrooms always weird me out. I can't explain it. They just do.
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Grant Catton@GrantCatton·
Everybody needs to just cool it on the roads. The highway is not the place to take out your frustrations or remedy your bruised ego. Get in the gym and punch a heavy bag. Or go talk to someone. Please 🙏❤️
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
I don’t know the pressure of playing the back nine on Sunday at the Masters, but I do know the pressure of standing on the 18th tee needing a 6 to break 100 while playing a decaying range ball because I chunked two Titleists in a pond at 17. I assume it’s more or less the same.
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$40 is the new $20.
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