Sceptile

「sᴄᴇᴘᴛɪʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ᴘᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ, ɪᴛ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇᴅs ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪᴛs ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴜʀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴜᴛʀɪᴇɴᴛs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇs. ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ ʀᴀɪsᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇs ɪɴ ᴀ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴄᴀʀᴇ.」

//Will answer when I get the chance (Parodies only)

Sure you are

Your food pallet sucks.

Unlike my "canon" counterpart, **I** stopped the Mario Brothers with no issues.

You DON’T eat just berries and the occasional water type…?

Why do you even need money??

No

Riiiiight, like you could even touch me.

Children, women, men. PEOPLE around the world are getting murdered, ruined, raped. The world is going to SHIT and I'm just. I'm supposed to do what??? Watch it happen? Go to school and work and continue with my life like nothing is happening? When boys my age are dying?

FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK NETANYAHU. FREE PALESTINE. FREE SUDAN. FREE CONGO. FREE IRAN. FREE YEMEN, TIBET, AFGANISTAN, SIBERIA.

@DualBladedSoul I lived bitch

Says someone who can't handle a simple leaf storm.

Say that to my face

@DualBladedSoul @HydratedJiraiya What that even mean

@Grassy_Lizard @HydratedJiraiya Get off me dry weed

@HydratedJiraiya @DualBladedSoul Fym chuddy?? That title goes to that damned FIRE type

@Grassy_Lizard @DualBladedSoul Don't talk to me about starters chuddy

@HydratedJiraiya @DualBladedSoul Waaaaaiiiiiit why we kinda like a starter trio??

@DualBladedSoul @Grassy_Lizard You're on

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