Nutritional Lard Taxonomist 🆗⚡️

“My name is Legion, for we are many.”

I need to apologize. There’s been a lot of dialogue surrounding white nationalism lately, and whether or not it’s a sin to purchase Nazi books. So I need to ask your forgiveness for having not bought more Nazi books, and having not been more extreme. I’ll do better going forward

@Forms_Respecter Enlon is sabotaging me as well…

Enlon is sabotaging me because he fears my power. 😤

To be clear, this is extremely gay.

@jr88030 @HwsEleutheroi @Hunter_Eagleman That just reflects poorly on you.

@HwsEleutheroi @Hunter_Eagleman Somehow you ride a bike, have cats and eat veggie bacon and I still like you. 😂

The proper way to deal with vegan bacon! 🤣💀

From the Blue Bear to Blucifer, Colorado’s blue animal sculptures have become iconic symbols of Denver and our state’s creative spirit: rmpbs.org/news/dispatch/… As we celebrate Colorado 150, America 250, and the 50th anniversary of river otter reintroduction, I think it may be time for Colorado’s next blue icon: a giant blue otter. 🟦🦦

@Chris_Hohnholz @HwsEleutheroi This you?

They will be changing the Surgeon Generals Warning to the James White anti-cigarette tweet.

@PsalmWarfare @GuyJones1111 @NattyPOriginal @goyjones1111 @GayJones1111 @AdolfJones1111 I can take you.

@GuyJones1111 @NattyPOriginal @goyjones1111 @GayJones1111 @AdolfJones1111 @GreaseJones1111 I’ll allow it, but I will fight him

Which guest would you like to see on my podcast next? (I dont have one)

@HwsEleutheroi @JoelWebbon x.com/noshmuller/sta…

So lame, Joel. You have truly beclowned yourself. And now...you stink while doing it. Now I truly wish I had taken a polaroid back in college when, as Department Fellow in Anatomy and Physiology, I dissected a cadaver. The dude smoked his entire life. Could not cut anywhere in his lungs without finding him filled with black tar. Could even point to the spot on his heart where he blew up and died. Would LOVE to get to post that for you now. Such idiocy. It isn't cool, it's dumb, and it stinks. And you guys talk about being all masculine and working out? And then think this makes you look all cool? Man, what nutty thing will you do next? At least my cats don't have to put up with stinking cigarette smell when they greet me.

Undoubtedly the new standard of cringe.

@GayJones1111 @NipJones1111 @RUINationFilms @TaxSlaveDave @LewisHHenley @Smpr_Refrmnda @NoshMuller @elimcgowan @JesseHughesNC You’re a middle aged man who uses the O-word for fun.

@NipJones1111 @RUINationFilms @TaxSlaveDave @LewisHHenley @Smpr_Refrmnda @NoshMuller @elimcgowan @JesseHughesNC You’re a middle aged man who uses the G-word for fun.

Today is a great day to repeal Hart Cellar

I’m in the twilight zone…

@NoshMuller I don’t see a problem here.

@NoshMuller @TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @NipJones1111

@TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @GreaseJones1111 @NipJones1111 True. I see your point. I think you ranked them well in that case.

Behold, my rankings of all of the @GuyJones1111 parodies. Give them all a follow! @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @GreaseJones1111 @NipJones1111 @blessedpill

@NipJones1111 @TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111

@GreaseJones1111 @TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111 Nah, C = Cringe

@goyjones1111 @TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @NipJones1111 @blessedpill

@TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @GreaseJones1111 @NipJones1111 @blessedpill Nice we made the B team

@AdolfJones1111 @TaxSlaveDave @GuyJones1111 @GayJones1111 @goyjones1111 @GhettoJones1111 @NipJones1111 Based