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@Wizarab10 But you do know that there is nothing as dressing up for yourself, unless you are covering to avoid feeling cold, right?

People find it weird that I'm always dressed in my house. I take a shower, dress up, spray perfume and sit down on the couch. Ironically, I find it weird that you people are usually naked in your house except when you have guest or stepping out. I got the clothes for myself, not for outsiders na. If people can't see the clothes, I shouldn't rock it? . . . Them: are you going out? Me: No, why? Them: This one you're dressed and spraying perfume. Me: I'm always dressed. Them: 👀

@QueenUjunwa1 Fridge.

Between a fridge and a washing machine, which one would you choose as a gift?

@UnkleAyo Nawao. How you take know this thing? You don run am before?

Some of you do not share your GENUINE UNFILTERED opinions on here because you're afraid to offend women that may never talk to you. You'll tweet your performative tweets, then go and be refreshing your DMs. Must be an exhausting way to live.

@queenbeth____ You can do better

Tried making donuts for the first time, be honest, how did I do?

@SCthestallion @KAHALA123Y Okay.

@Greatihex @KAHALA123Y You're a very fat fuul

A man who lives in Taraba State was kidnapped. The kidnappers demanded ₦50 million as ransom. After his family sold his properties and car, they were only able to raise ₦30 million. They pleaded with the kidnappers, who later agreed to accept the ₦30 million. They instructed that the money should be delivered to a local government area called Karim Lamido. They also demanded that only one person should bring the money, warning that any slight mistake would cost the man his life. When it was time to take the money, every family member said they could not afford to take such a risk. The man's son was willing to take the money, but he was still a small boy and not yet 20 years old. After a few days without hearing from the family, the kidnappers threatened to kill the man. His mechanic, who had recently worked on his car and lived in the same area, heard about the situation. He visited the family and was informed about what was happening. The mechanic accepted to deliver the ransom to the kidnappers. Early the next morning, he left for Karim Lamido. When he got there, no commercial motorcycle rider was willing to take him to the location described by the kidnappers, so he had to trek for almost two hours. Throughout the journey, the kidnappers stayed on the phone, directing him at every turn. The route was mainly cattle paths rather than roads people normally used. When he reached the second forest, he saw two men waiting on a motorcycle. They called him over and told him to follow them. According to him, one of the men was carrying an AK-47 rifle. He sat between them on the motorcycle, and at that moment, he said his final prayer. The journey took another two hours before they arrived at another location, where four more men were waiting. They confirmed the money. He did not see the kidnapped man there, but the kidnappers assured him that the man was alive and would be released immediately after the money was confirmed. After confirming the ransom, the kidnappers released the victim in Gombe State. In fact, they put him inside a vehicle heading towards Taraba State, gave him his phone back, and allowed him to call his family to confirm that he had been released. The kidnappers then instructed him to turn around and never look back. They gave him directions, and in less than ten minutes he was already back in Karim Lamido town. It turned out that the kidnappers had deliberately given the mechanic a long and stressful route while bringing the money in order to confuse him. However, they later showed him the shortest route back to town, which took less than ten minutes. The most remarkable part of the story was that the mechanic's wife was heavily pregnant and almost due to give birth during that period. Despite the risk, he chose to help a customer who had always brought his vehicles to his workshop.

@the_Lawrenz True. Boys just use football banter as excuse to insult their elders.

Bro, i promise you, we can engage in funny and creative football banter without insulting each other... these footballers don't even know us like that 😭😭😭 It's not that deep...

@DrJoeAbah Almond.

There is a fruit we used to call “Fruit” in Nigeria when we were growing up. Do you know its proper name and does it still exist?

@maxvayshia Waiting.

Check my next tweet for an important UPDATE that would help/benefit many of you. Don’t miss it this time like the last time.

@moreshowfresh @SixtusMayor @maxvayshia Good luck.

@Greatihex @SixtusMayor @maxvayshia Yes nau I enjoyed it🥹

Actually an irresponsible way to spend money.

@Amy_beke 🤝 You are welcome. Let's see how long you will last in the ring.

I no longer want to be a lover girl. I want to be a nightmare to all men

@NwaAdaIgbo1 Yes.

@Greatihex 🙄🙄🙄

For those ones that will copy my contact here to go to WhatsApp and drop hy dear hoping that I will give them attention, my brother in Christ, better repent and enter seminary. My virginity is for my God alone. Don’t waste your time in my DM You will sleep there oo

@moreshowfresh @SixtusMayor @maxvayshia And you want to buy another one?

@Greatihex @SixtusMayor @maxvayshia My current one, the left ear just suddenly stopped working

@NwaAdaIgbo1 I know where Fibonacci is.

@Greatihex You don't believe it's possible?

@BigChuksfx @NdibeSamue86933 Done.

@Greatihex @NdibeSamue86933 Fb

10M impressions in 5 days 🎉 Next payout secured successfully 👍 Payment just went x3 like never before 🔥 I’ll be sharing my secret tips to my mutuals 💼

@MissGijae You are welcome. Enjoy. 🤝

@Greatihex Thank you, I’ll use this 😅

How do I end a conversation without saying omo or it’s well 😩

@moreshowfresh @SixtusMayor @maxvayshia Ụmụ mmadụ. 😂😂

@SixtusMayor @maxvayshia @Greatihex Wey I wan buy another AirPod 4🥲

I experienced it first hand in secondary school. This guy was always beating the girls in our class, but will only talk when it came to fight guys. He challenged me to a fight and we entered the bush. He was still running his mouth when he collected one punch. I was expecting him to try and fight, but nothing. He was still talking. We just left him there and went away. Obviously, he was a coward, but only found his strength when it came to girls.

The MAN QUICKEST to HIT a WOMAN is always the same one SCARED to DEATH to hit a man. I’ll NEVER not trust that TRUTH.

@UnkleAyo 😂😂😂

"You go first think say you don see wife" 😂😭

@Maazijnr Look deeper.

X pays Indians more than Nigerians. Why? You will see an Indian account with low engagement receiving bigger bag. Been studying moat of these India accounts and I'm not seeing anything special.

@annhybri Just stop with it.

I have noticed men who like Ronaldo are genuinely good people than men who like Messi.