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@EvokingGenius 🎶 Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hittler? 🎶

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

@I_Am_Yain @statsjamie You haven’t actually read the paper then, I see

@Gromski @statsjamie That was the conclusion they wanted to draw, and the mere data wasn't going to stop them.

🚨 | BBC News - ‘Climate change will manifest itself everywhere in the a Mediterranean with greater disasters’ Reporting on what the Greek Prime Minister been saying. 💥No mention of arson being a factor in these fires. 📊 Number of fires in EU not significantly out the norm.

@I_Am_Yain @statsjamie Since we're doing facts, let's take a look at the conclusions in that paper, shall we? agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/20…

@statsjamie From the research paper the graun splashed yesterday: 1. Global burned area down 2. Mediterranean burned area down 3. Weather not in the top 4 reasons for fires.

@BathoMike @RegretteRuane @PDewsnip You sure this isn’t Daft Punk?

@SamosaOne This is you?! I’ve had this tab open for ages, meaning to dig into it. Will definitely do that now

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@MadMaraca en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

"How do we know that anything or anyone exists outside our mind at all?"

@YesMissMurphy Monster Munch

If this intentional and they’ve permanently killed off third party apps, then I’m done

@Sicclord1 All this does is give me a strong urge to crash the hotel, sit back watching Fight Club via HDMI, drinking the entire minibar then refilling the bottles with cold tea and water.

What?

If (when?) this car crashes, whose insurance pays the bills?

I can't believe this has to be pointed out: the reason cars are designed to crumple, rather than be indestructible, is to divert the energy of a crash around the cabin and protect the occupants. If you crash in this thing, the car will be fine but YOU will shatter into pieces.

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

I'm just saying he was TOLD that it would freeze before he hit the first marker. That Tauntauns death was negligence.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.