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@michellefromc I would bite her too, but only with consent.

Are you scared of dogs 😭🐶 Watch this before you go to Thailand 🐕🇹🇭

@LeadingReport Texifornia

BREAKING: Texas development of an Islamic “Sharia City” has been canceled.

@codemiko I have drugs in my butt.

Anyone wanna get arrested?? 😂😂😂

@WesternLensman This is why the Democrats are losing. They hate America.

Philly DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents working at the airport with arrest: "The president cannot pardon you. I will put you in handcuffs. And if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell." Krasner was promising to hunt down ICE agents like Nazis a couple of months ago.

@Susu_jpg I have no friends

Check in on your friend who likes chainsaw man. They need you.

@XAVIAERD @hasanthehun I like this guy. Hell, he can come over and fuck my sister anytime.

Cartier & Communism is crazzzyyyyyy… Hasan Piker deserves deportation for his communist, Islamic agenda. 🪳 @hasanthehun WALK WITH ME.

Big news to share. The Fun Pimps and 7 Days to Die are excited to be joining Behaviour Interactive! youtu.be/lVFcoX40qso

@WilliamShatner Well this is my first day of retirement so I'm kinda lost on what to do. After 21.5 years of doing the same thing day in and out it's almost like being institutionalized and now I have to readjust my life. Thank you for everything you have done and will do. Just no more horses.

Happy Monday (even if it’s meh! 😉)

@hasanthehun You are a hypocrite and a loser. @Asmongold is 10X the better person you will ever be.

cuban doctors told me they have to sew up patients mid surgery when the generators run out of gas but maga on here are too busy lying about the ppl that went out to cuba w aid to turn everything into a distractive spectacle. pure maga propaganda. you’re cattle if you fall for it.

@Trecee82728 I quit eating there after they wanted to charge me $5 for 1 hash brown.

This hurt😭😭

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA It's sad. Thailand's ladyboys look like ladies, our ladyboys look like Bruce Jenner.

When in Thailand, always ask clear questions

@punt_rd I would take any of them into battle with me.

Best first thrash birth!?

@DavidWolf777 @TheBabylonBee Lol. First thing I thought of when I read the headline. Congrats, you win the Internet for the day.

Church Bassist Discovers His Amp Has Been Unplugged For Past 20 Years buff.ly/aYTkvgh

@DailyLoud He created a cancer then died from cancer.

Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, dies at the age of 43 🕊️

@pinkchyu Female. I assume.

Describe me in one word

@Rightanglenews This is how socialism works.

BREAKING - It’s now been revealed the Cuban regime was forced to deploy armed security to protect the five-star hotel where champagne socialists like Hasan were staying, fearing locals might attempt to storm it in protest of the country’s electricity being diverted to the hotel.

@WilliamShatner And then you fall off a horse.

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@BLABBERMOUTHNET I don't think anyone really hates the Melvin's, I think people don't understand the chaos behind their music. Both are great bands too, just 2 different genres.

MELVINS' BUZZ OSBORNE On METAL CHURCH's KURDT VANDERHOOF: 'He Really Hates Our Guts' blabbermouth.net/news/melvins-b…

@RoyRogers_HTMS Somehow it works. I mean it got them a Grammy for best metal artist.

Does a lead flute work in rock? Jethro Tull would have been so much better with just lead guitar.

@kick_clips I thought that was @mattrife

Clavicular goes OFF after seeing SNL jestermaxx and impersonate him, saying millennials have NO culture 😭👀 “These people have no culture of their own, really.”