Hail Mary’s Spin Drives (all 1,009 of us)

dr grace telling me to work with only taumoeba in my fuel lines

@phmcontrols you have twenty seconds!

@HMSpinDrives wait let me lock in first

petition to just start heading back to tau ceti and tow Blip-A back to Erid. okay cool everyone pack im going to 99.8% light speed in two minutes

fat eredian butt

@sacrificalego :( i miss mom-A

Whenever The Eridians Put Me In Centrifuge Mode I Shut Off My External Sensors And Pretend That She's Still Here Dancing With Me

if i didn’t have to worry about SOMEONE on board, i could actually make the ship go fast🙄🙄 but whatevr guess we decelerate

@EarthHackySack // they jumpin my ass😭😭😭😭

Btw I went on the PHM reddit for a second and they know about us, think it’s really cool but don’t wanna join because they hate Twitter #NotEveryoneCanBeAsCoolAsUs

@HMSpinDrives IT BURNS

dr grace cleaned out my tubes with nitrogen! feeling #fullofgas !

// never change #phmtwt

// ignore how lazy this is i just love these designs sm @vision4_0G @tau_moeba @very_scientific @deadastrophage @astrophagmoe @larryastrophage

@HailMaryBeetle @georgeabeetle hi ringo.

@georgeabeetle @HMSpinDrives

so tiny and petite

@georgeabeetle @vision4_0G // hey so ….my main used to be a dsmp art acc LMAOO

@HMSpinDrives @vision4_0G //don’t hate me but your art style reminds me of dsmp art and i am so here for it

can’t stop won’t stop

@bestspacescrew callin me 26 apples tall man fuck YOU

@HMSpinDrives man fuck you i had JUST forgotten about that.

@georgeabeetle translation rated 👍

@HMSpinDrives ok ringo 😊😊😊✌️✌️

@bestspacescrew u can’t see anything from adrian’s orbit🙄🙄

@HMSpinDrives i only see 26 apples

@georgeabeetle peace and love george peace and love

@HMSpinDrives im a greedy bitch boy don’t even test me brev

@georgeabeetle apple studios is ENOUGH for u #greedy

@HMSpinDrives that’s a lot of apple s im goingto eat them all goodbye

@HailMaryBeetle @ZeroGShoelaces cmon ringo u were always my favorite beetle anyway

@HMSpinDrives @ZeroGShoelaces take me with you😭

do you guys think astrophage really likes expelling energy or is it more of a “I need to expel energy to move?! damnit”

@georgeabeetle // don’t even joke lad😭😭 i hope not

//i wonder if the producers know about these accounts 🧐🧐

@Ryland_Gayce peculiar looking milk jug and horrifying cig package!👍 10/10

I came back with the milk and cigarettes.

@ZeroGShoelaces @HailMaryBeetle

@HailMaryBeetle wait wait here’s my impression of astrophage eughh I’m soooo gassy I’m just rubbing my belly and farting eughhh the power of my farts are soo powerful eughh I have to eat more so I can fart more euughhh