HOWARD 100 QUOTES

“I like @JourneyOfficial, I just don’t like their (original) lead singer…I just don’t like @StevePerryMusic, he was rude to me…he’s just a dick.” ~ @HowardStern on Journey having the most popular song of all time #DontStopBelievin’ #H100

“I wrote 1 song about death & losing someone called #OneMoreDay. It’s a song about how I want 1 more day with you…I don’t want to be laughed at.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“It was almost erotic cleaning out my ear this morning. I love that & sneezing is my greatest pleasure.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“When I met this guy he had Playboy mud flaps and a broken down limo, now he’s hobnobbing with @sammyhagar in a prayer circle.” ~ @HowardStern on @rmlimodriver69 #H100

“Working for @sternshow is the ultimate dream & I thank you for it.” ~ @stevienowicks to @HowardStern after recently performing with @sammyhagar in Los Vegas #H100

“Good time had by all.” ~ @rmlimodriver69 on @stevienowicks recently performing on stage in #LosVegas with @sammyhagar #H100

“Why is it that the legislature always has to get involved in what people want?” ~ @rqui on specific types of pornography #StepPorn #H100

“When I met him he had wooden teeth. That’s how long I’ve known him.” ~ @HowardStern on @robertAbooey turning 65 years old soon #H100

“I think I suggested that you play guitar & you said no, maybe I’ll play tambourine. I think that’s how it went.” ~ @PearlJam’s #EddieVetter on having @HowardStern backstage for a show #H100

“There was a lot of side-titty last night at the #SAGAwards.” ~ @robertAbooey on the skimpy outfits actresses were wearing #H100

“Are you disgusting looking like me?” ~ @HowardStern to a male caller who claims he hasn’t gotten laid in over 20 years #H100

“If I break out the guitar she leaves the room. That’s how much she’s not in to it.” ~ @HowardStern on his wife @BethStern #H100

“I love this, it sounds like the old school @HowardStern coming through. I’m so happy about this, I love it.” ~ #KateHudson on Howard asking questions about her being in a bikini & being nude #H100

“Having @rmlimodriver69 for a role model in life could be a big mistake.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“Instead of him trying to make sense, what he can do is make nonsense.” ~ @rqui on @salgovernale #H100

“Usually I say try to break out of your lane, but @salgovernale should stay in his lane.” ~ @HowardStern #PhonyPhoneCalls #H100

“I feel like I’m a scientist doing my part.” ~ @TheMikeTrainor on participating in University of Maryland’s #FartStudy #H100

“They’re calling it ‘heart attack’ snow. Be careful @jdharm, you are overweight.” ~ @HowardStern on the #BombCyclone in New York #H100

“I wear sunglasses on @sternshow because I think somehow I’m handsome with my sunglasses on. That it makes my nose look smaller & my horrible face look somewhat normal.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“It is very true that when a man loses weight it grows, a lot!” ~ #Bumniexo on how @JellyRoll615’s penis got bigger when he lost weight #H100