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Blows my mind that people hire ‘creatives’ then stick them in a lifeless office, make them work 9-5, invite them to Microsoft Teams calls throughout the day, remind them to move their Jira tickets along a Kanban board, and not to forget their timesheets. Creatives. 😂

Wake up babe! A new insane agency job description just dropped!

Me when the client makes a point of praising my copy in the meeting

S(he) be(lie)ve(d) :( #TheTraitors

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Is there any way this country could be victim to a mass gas leak and that is why everyone is acting so deranged

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This is so sad. Where’s the wow?! Also, surely they have gone for Barbie-Ken 🎀💕

My sexuality is Mel Giedroyc churning butter. #Eurovision

Looks like @Telegraph fixed it. Thank you. But we saw what you did.

Boys will be boys

english fuck up of the day: i thought ballache was pronounced like ganache

A world leader has the intelligence and self-reflection to resign after an incredible tenure and this is the headline you choose @BBCWorld?!?! #bbc @jacindaardern #jacindaardern

Pro tip when writing image descriptions for folks: You're not writing a professional newspaper caption of a stock photo. Just let blind and low vision users know what they might wanna see! For example:

Right-wing family hack: respond to every controversial opinion with abject pity. “Awww Aunt Janet - really?! 🥺😭❤️ you think Hancock is a sympathetic character? Shame 🥺”

Sorry but if your meeting were truly important, it would have happened in any of the 50 weeks of the year before this one. Not feeling the urgency tbh.

@beccamagnus This is an EXCELLENT answer omg

Sometimes your role in the meeting is simply to bear witness to tragedy