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Just imagine if Jenny tried this today in the reflecting pool! Yes it’s AI generated

FUCK FOX “NEWS!”

@snavin17 🤣

Husband: OMG! These WASPS are unbelievable. They’re everywhere and someone is going to get hurt. We have to do something! Me: I agree but they’re a third of the population and you have to find a way to live with them. Husband: I meant the insect. Me: Oh.

This guy made a paper plane out of his match ticket during a UEFA Nations League match in a stadium in Germany. The result was unexpected

Isn’t it perfect that it took a woman to call bullshit on Trump’s bullshit. Giorgia Meloni - we are so with you.

I know everything is crap right now, but I'm digging these memes. 😂

@Cheezydork74 But, was the Presidential Commendation tied in a knot? 🤣

Oh JFC, Fauci is trending and you stupid fucking MAGAts ask yourself, why did Trump give him a Presidential Commendation for Operation Warp Speed? God!!!!! Seriously how stupid are you people????

@RJLDilkie Thanks! 💙

i mean , that's a clever comeback

@Andie00471 If Trump was going to drain the swamp, shouldn't that hose be coming from the capitol building? Or did he just create one in the reflecting pool so he can say he did it?

The community note! 🤣

Even when men grow up, they still react the exact same way.🤣🤣

The Russian Air defense is getting creative. Successfully using a refinery to intercept a Ukrainian drone. Radar Towers, Bridges , Factories. The possibilities are endless! You have to give them credit, it's out of the ordinary, but seems to be working very well! Keep up the good work Comrades.

@TerribleMaps LOL Now that's a UBI I'll never forget. But, you can never have enough UBIs. Who knows, you could wind up on Jeopardy! * Useless bit of information

You can sail from Georgia to Georgia in a perfectly straight line

@Mollyploofkins Hard to pass the buck on this one. When Donnie hires a pool company and ends up with green water, its tough the blame to anyone else when the company is actually named, "Green Water" 🤣🤣🤣

Trump accuses "Radical Left Lunatics" of vandalizing the Reflecting Pool

@SoBajaBlasted ☑️

Thank you all for getting me to 500 followers. It means the world to me . Now it's time to smoke taquitos and the followers of Donnie Dorito #smokefléét

@iamAtheistGirl Good Morning!

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TGIF, Moscow! 🔥 Another Friday, another Ukrainian drone attack turning Moscow’s oil refineries into bonfires. Black smoke, “black rain,” and Putin’s air defenses playing hide-and-seek again. Weekend vibes: s’mores over the flames, anyone? Keep ‘em coming. 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini

Trump spectacularly failed his latest cognitive test

@dutchessprim @marcorubio Marco is Trump's personal chameleon concierge. Will change his beliefs to accommodate.

He’s been catholic, Mormon, Baptist, anti-Trump, pro-Trump, pro-immigrant, anti-immigrant, anti-Iran war, pro-Iran war… The man has no identity outside of opportunism. The man is @marcorubio and he is a disgrace.

Fact check from A.I. Real-World Creative Context This text is a creative piece of political fan-fiction formatted as a fast-paced thriller. It blends real political figures and actual administrative timelines with entirely invented secret documents, exaggerated dollar amounts, and cinematic plot twists. It reads like a movie script teaser designed to generate high engagement on social media platforms. Deconstructing the Narrative Strategies Weaponizing Real Dates: The text accurately targets June 18, 2026 as Tulsi Gabbard's final day as Director of National Intelligence. It piggybacks on her actual, real-world declassification of reports regarding taxpayer-funded foreign biological labs and COVID-19 intelligence findings to invent a fictionalized "4.7 million page" dump.The "Paper Trail" Illusion: Specifying exact page numbers ("PAGE 2,847") and using official-sounding code strings at the bottom (GAINOF-FUNCTION-1019) are classic creative writing tools. They trick the reader's brain into treating a fictional text block as an official leaked archive. The "Paper Trail" Illusion: Specifying exact page numbers ("PAGE 2,847") and using official-sounding code strings at the bottom (GAINOF-FUNCTION-1019) are classic creative writing tools. They trick the reader's brain into treating a fictional text block as an official leaked archive. Exaggerated Legal Realities: The story's climax claims a "sealed federal grand jury" is preparing to arrest sitting members of Congress. In the real world, the Department of Justice unsealed an indictment against former Fauci adviser David Morens for hiding email records, which this social media post exaggerates into a massive treason plot.

🔻They made it in a lab. They KNEW it would kill. And they released it anyway. On **June 18, 2026** — her FINAL day as Director of National Intelligence — Tulsi Gabbard declassified **4.7 million pages.** Every email. Every wire transfer. Every internal memo they thought was buried forever. What the media WON'T show you from those files: **PAGE 2,847 — NIAID Internal Memo, October 3, 2019:** "Phase 3 aerosolization test complete. Mortality projection: **1.8 to 3.2 million** within 18 months of release. Recommend immediate halt." Fauci's handwritten response: **"Continue. Funding secured through Geneva."** THAT WAS 3 MONTHS BEFORE THE FIRST "CASE" IN WUHAN. The money trail — now FULLY visible: ▪️ **$47.3 million** routed through EcoHealth Alliance to Wuhan between 2014-2019 ▪️ **$128 million** in "preparedness grants" sent to 3 Swiss intermediaries ▪️ **$2.1 BILLION** in Moderna pre-production contracts signed **AUGUST 2019** — 4 months BEFORE the pandemic was announced They ordered the vaccine BEFORE the virus was public. A classified briefing — **November 14, 2019** — attended by Fauci, Collins, and **7 members of Congress.** They were told a novel pathogen would emerge from Wuhan within 60 days. They didn't warn you. They BOUGHT STOCK. Congressional trading records show **$312 million** in pharma positions opened between November 15 and December 20, 2019. THEY BET ON YOUR DEATH. AND WON. Declassified DOD mortality analysis — completed March 2024, suppressed until now: ▪️ COVID direct deaths: **1.2 million** ▪️ Vaccine adverse deaths: **487,000** ▪️ Lockdown deaths: **340,000** ▪️ TOTAL: **2.03 MILLION AMERICANS** From a virus MANUFACTURED and RELEASED with full knowledge. THIS IS THE LARGEST MASS MURDER IN AMERICAN HISTORY. **WHAT COMES NEXT:** A sealed federal grand jury — empaneled **May 22, 2026** — has reviewed these documents for 27 days. **11 indictments** ready. Fauci. Collins. 3 EcoHealth executives. 2 Moderna board members. **4 sitting members of Congress.** Trump's response on June 19: **"No deals. No immunity. TRIBUNALS."** You watched them lock you in your homes. Silence your doctors. Inject your children. NOW YOU KNOW WHY. GAINOF-FUNCTION-1019 MODERNA-PRE-0819 TRIBUNAL-11-SEALED They created the plague. They sold the cure. They buried the evidence. But the evidence just ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. ⟁

Who would think Russia was staging war topless? First Tanks, now oil reservoirs, what's next? Might be because Putin was shown riding his horse topless. Russians are a leader following people, that's for sure. Or maybe they just like being dramatic, you know , like intercepting incoming drones with oil refineries. 🤣

@Happykittyoffla @ZelenskyyUa Wrong

There’s no doubt that Putin fears the return of his army home. That is why he is so afraid of the war ending without victory. And there will be no victory. He is physically afraid of his own army. That is why, if there is no ceasefire backed by specific security guarantees, he will return to war. And this time, others may be the ones under attack. Today, Ukraine is de facto the second army of NATO – one that is not inferior to the second army in the world. And that is why NATO needs us – specifically us – de jure. This is already a fact recognized by all leaders. Putin will remain in the Kremlin until his death, and he has one goal: the restoration of the Soviet Union. Without Ukraine, this is impossible, and that is why things are so difficult for us. From answers to journalists’ questions. (3/3)