The Rated Hard Superstar

Jeez landing this plane in Launceston was nuts. Mad cross wind heavy downfalls but the pilot absolutely stuck that bitch. Pure class. Complete touch. Might dap him up on disembark. Sounded pretty happy with his work. Reasonable term with himself. #convertedplaneguy

does Bailey Fritsch brush his teeth with his fkn own head? crafty forward but a realllllll weird looking dude

Frats tonight pizza with pete

Saddle back up all. We’ve got lefties!

Hawks are FEIGNing for chads semi chub

What I need right now: 1. A gentle rub on the inner thigh from Errol or Chad 2. Taco

Beeepyity beeep beep beep no one cares your in love usspay

Going to the footy with mum tonight, so probs end up apologising to someone

Gonna teach Microsoft outlook a lesson today. Regards, TRHS

Sundays are for slobbing and hogging

Couple beers can’t stay too onglay

Not much volume remaining but I’ll make it work I guess

to ip or to day?

With P hub officially banned I shall resort to viewing the fourth quarter of Sydney v GWS 2024 Qualifying Final to get relieve myself

Back with a vengeance here and a real bone to pick. Is there anything more stupid than a Johnny wheeler posting an insta montage that has two of the exact same photos on slightly different angles? Just pick one pal and make sure it’s thick. Angry chubby.

When measuring you must ensure to include the length of shaft divided by the YAW

I am still yet to perfect the peeel out

And Abbie.

Happy new year to everyone except Abbie Chatifeld’s boyfriend

“Money doesn’t equal happiness” - poor people