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Still confused that people can serve LDS missions and not come back radicalized socialists

@jackson1murphy @nickdroolz

Met a dog named Biscuits this weekend. Look at her.

@EliMcCann A sandwich that my parents refer to as a “hobo” hamburger bun, egg, bacon, orange slice, cucumber and honestly kinda slaps

What's a gross food thing your family did growing up that you assumed everyone did too? Mine was mac and cheese with tuna and peas mixed in. Also, I didn't know people made lasagna with cheese in it until I was in college because my parents made it without.

@sug_knight A good snooze

Can everyone send me the latest picture of their dog?

I will die on this hill

@Jerbear127 What did you do

@JihyunYun2nd The Dutch House

“I’m tired of this grandpa!”

@Jerbear127 JERRY

inside every woman are two desires: to cut all her hair off, or, having done so, to grow it to pre-raphaelite lengths. these are the polarities in which we live. we are never at peace. we constantly pursue the receding horizon of perfect hair length. our hearts are restless.

The Mormons must be stopped

@_megconley Abercrombie. They have stepped it up in the jean department 👏🏻

@heathersdesk Wendy Jensen Inside Wellness

RT @MarkHamill: I like @EvanMcMullin SO much, it makes me wish I lived in Utah so I could vote for him!* *(FUN FACT: Brigsby Bear was film…

@Jerbear127 Are you high rn

Wait people who listen to true crime are not also coming to this same conclusion? Police do not solve crimes. Period.

Twitter is just a Pawnee town hall

We have now entered the month that is Over the Garden Wall

@hmdoppelganger How are we supposed to focus on the temple when our LGBTQ* folks can not enter or be sealed to their partners?