Matthew Heim-Joyful Bastard

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Matthew Heim-Joyful Bastard

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Edenton, NC เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2015
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Shaun Pinner
Shaun Pinner@ShaunPinnerUA·
Anybody else’s cat make these noises like a Velociraptor?
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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires
not sorry for the tone this morning. the orc bombing of a Sumy kindergarten got me. this was putler's answer to 🇺🇦 offer of truce. hope Zelensky allows to bomb the living shit out of their fucking showboat parade. brb after coffee & the Ministry will return to its normal tone
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Shaun Pinner
Shaun Pinner@ShaunPinnerUA·
Really? My first day out of a Russian prison and that’s the best you’ve got? 🤣 Considering the circumstances, I think I looked 🤬ing amazing
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Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires
the red rash you see on the body of orcistan are the fifteen regions & cities that have cancelled Victory Day Parades on May 9th t.me/astrapress/111… kinetic sanctions are working already without a shot fired!
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "Can you imagine what oil prices would be today if Joe Biden were actually in office?"
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
The FDA just approved colorful fruit-flavored vapes. Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like marketing cotton-candy flavored nicotine to middle schoolers. When he's not busy cutting off penises from dead animals, RFK Jr. is busy being a total MAHA fraud!
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
Patel sued Atlantic reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick after she revealed he's an alcoholic and Fitzpatrick responded by releasing another report further proving Patel is an alcoholic. 😂
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
Trump says high gas prices are "worth it."  Worth it if you're an oil company executive or a billionaire. Not so much if you're: 👩‍🏫 A teacher. 👩‍⚕️ A nurse. 🧑‍🏭 A welder. ⚡ An electrician. 👷 A construction worker. 🏠 A roofer. 🐄 A cattle rancher. 🧑‍🌾 A farmworker. 🧑‍🚒 A firefighter. 👮 A police officer. 👩‍🔧 A plumber. ⛑️ An EMT. 🪚 A carpenter. 🧑‍🔧 A mechanic. 🏭 A steel mill worker. 🚘 A rideshare driver. 🏥 A home health aide. ⚙️ A factory worker. 🌿 A landscaper. 🏪 A grocery store clerk. …to name a few.
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Trump on oil: "Even if it went to $200, it would've been worth it. I understood that. We had just set a record -- 50,000 on the Dow."

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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
“Many conservatives want marriage to be the way it was before 1960 - No divorce allowed unless serious wrongdoing like infidelity or physical abuse is proven. Liberals typically prefer modern marriage because they can divorce whenever they feel like it. The obvious solution is to let couples choose the type of marriage they want - either classic marriage where no-fault divorce is prohibited, or modern marriage which allows for no-fault divorce. We should have the option to choose traditional marriage, but liberals will never allow this because they like being able to defraud their romantic partners with the false promise of lifelong commitment while maintaining the option to break up the family whenever they feel like it.”
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White Baby Factory@WhiteBabyFac

Many conservatives want marriage to be the way it was before 1960 - No divorce allowed unless serious wrongdoing like infidelity or physical abuse is proven. Liberals typically prefer modern marriage because they can divorce whenever they feel like it. The obvious solution is to let couples choose the type of marriage they want - either classic marriage where no-fault divorce is prohibited, or modern marriage which allows for no-fault divorce. We should have the option to choose traditional marriage, but liberals will never allow this because they like being able to defraud their romantic partners with the false promise of lifelong commitment while maintaining the option to break up the family whenever they feel like it.

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Polly Sigh
Polly Sigh@dcpoll·
Wow. That’s a pretty significant turnaround. It’s all this lying that makes it obvious there’s a massive coverup going on by Trump, his DOJ, and his cabinet.
Acyn@Acyn

Khanna: Lutnick had originally said that Epstein had engaged in blackmail and recorded videotapes. Now he’s saying he was wrong and that Epstein didn’t engage in blackmail. Did someone tell him to say that? Why is Lutnick changing his story?

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@dcpoll It’s entirely possible Trump thinks that babies are wholly made from the mother, and that sex just jostles and arranges the egg into the uterus for it to start growing.
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