Dayo dc

Remember this account? Help me find my mutuals 🥹

I look am for eye like “This one don mad!” I ask am, “Gay?” I give am baba uppercut straight, curse am proper before he off run comot.😭

I no even sabi which soap I use take bath today. I comot house make I go my guy side go chop Eid el Fitr food. As I dey waka, one guy approach me. I think say na direction he wan ask, until he say “Abeg can I have your number? I like you, it’s love at first sight”

it’s so crazy when someone says “tell me something you’ve never tołd anyone” like are you out of your fćking mind

I go marry for looks oo, no be inner beauty go follow me waka for road

Babe is a general name, if you like go and catch feelings 😂

Life is hard but Atleast I’m not a salary earner

@FEIN_00 @LaBush00 2 here 😂

Me and my phone Go soon do our 5 years anniversary.

@blizzstilldey Talking from experience right?

you fit be the class most richest guy for 100Lvl make you no see food chop for 300Lvl😭

Some people don’t actually want to grow, they just want a better life without changing anything about themselves, and when you start evolving, they get uncomfortable because it reminds them of what they’re not doing.

We share rice, meat and chin chin, E reach una turn now, una dey share kunu 😏

@iconFelix10 Yes o

People treat you based on how you allow them

Guys there's this girl that I started liking and I wanna date her but I'm curious what you guys in relationship do. Advice me 🤔

Can sp€rm make a woman fat?? 🤔

Omo this heat too much oooh.. Fear women!!!

Someone explain to me like a kid, why is the moon only sighted from Saudi Arabia than anywhere else in the world?

@clus_4 @Zamaniii0 Werey 😂

If you cook dm I wan come charge my phone 😂