Ben Hagle

@klicberry That’s so hot

@JasonBall34 Savage meme template

when you're a fan of Star Wars Episode IX

If you see anything unsafe, the word to use is Scott and only Scott.

Driving the Crewstang

It’s LPS Wednesday

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Nothing like an extreme low trim city. I can reach up and touch the lights!

Cats in the headers cats in the headers

I like how inside of T-Mobile Center I get the absolute worst reception on my T-Mobile 5G plan. Full bars but basically no connection.

Gotta show R. Kelly my load bearing flip flops.

Women want me Torx heads fear me

@klicberry Oh yeah, you’re going viewing. What are you gonna watch? Might I make a suggestion, how bout YouTube shorts?

The Boy who cried “I’m putting in my two weeks”

Just doing visibly onstage props cues with a dirty sock in one pocket and an iPhone charger in the other

@JasonBall34 Yikes my dude.

Every year on New Year's Eve, my mom buys extremely cheap alcohol from the grocery store and then complains about how bad it tastes.

Chicken salad from Dennys

Just cooking up some possum chicken in my hotel room, anybody want some?

I really smell the socks in this relationship.

Get you a girl who sings “Mean Old Lion” from The Wiz to you at 7:30 in the morning