💀 Andy Foster💀

If you want to make me cry today, here is a link to achieve that: gofund.me/f4adb1aa or if your country's banking system doesn't allow that ko-fi.com/heresyandy (I mean it about the crying)

Super Limited Amounts: NetherLord Mk 1! Azaroth! - mailchi.mp/1e03852b4111/s…

Giant Spider! - mailchi.mp/fbe03a6f6f44/f…

For Eu & Norway customers, please use my Etsy store instead! It sorts any taxes due on orders under 134,00€/3000NOK It also has Guest Checkout so you don't need to make an account! heresyminiatures.etsy.com

Still need £600 for rent on Monday morning so if you can pop a small order in it will help! Or you can bu me a ko-fi at ko-fi.com/heresyandy Up to 40% off if you use the code WOOHOO Free worldwide shipping if your order comes to £100, as well! heresyminiatures.com/shop

You can get up to 40% off this weekend by adding an extra 10% discount using code WOOHOO before Monday morning! heresyminiatures.etsy.com (EU&Norway/Guest Checkout/Etc) heresyminiatures.com/shop (Workshop rent due Monday! Help me out!)

Nah, fuck this place and it's owner right off. Go there instead. bsky.app/profile/heresy…

Stumbled across this freeze frame of my childhood hero and icon, Derek Griffiths and what the hell how big are his hands what's wrong with his fingers on his left hand is he The Thing

Really need those orders if you can! Got a £300 bill tomorrow and any amount towards that will help me out! use code WOOHOO to get an EXTRA 10% off your models! (Yes, even the 'imperfect grade' Dragon!) heresyminatures.com/shop heresyminiatures.etsy.com ko-fi.com/heresyandy

I have fixed the casting machine! I'm not sure how! A specific combo of coil, solenoid and valve works so I'm not jinxing it. I NEED ORDERS. Enter code WOOHOO to get an extra 10% off the existing 25% discounts for the next 48 hours! heresyminiatures.etsy.com/?coupon=WOOHOO heresyminiatures.com.shop

bsky.app/profile/heresy… Leave this place and go there

@Halcruttenden The next stage of this is you asking him to open your hot water bottle

This morning, my daughter asked me to unscrew the lid of her hot water bottle. I tried for ages but it was stuck. Then her boyfriend walked in and did it first time. The torch has been passed….

Casting machine needs a new valve, which costs £140 so I need those orders to fix it, please! Any size helps! 25% off this week! heresyminiatures.com/shop or heresyminiatures.etsy.com thanks! Andy

This is how 2025 is going so far.

How TRASH early RPG weapons be…

The cybertruck thing stopped trending on here very quickly, didn't it? how coincidentally odd.

Played some Christmas songs. Felt a bit early.

Everyone remembers a) when they found out Santa wasn't real, and, in the UK, b) when they found out Jools Annual Hootenanny was pre-recorded a month or more ahead of New Year's Eve and wasn't live on the night.

At this point, Christmas is sleeping on your sofa, using all your electric and refusing to take the hint and go home

It's still technically Christmas.

"Doesn't Andy normally post a stream of bollocks on Chrsitmas day as he tries to cope with it being a bit shit?" Why, yes, he does, but it's over on the other place now. bsky.app/profile/heresy…