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kinda messed up that dogs can’t laugh

@andrewcuomo zohranfornyc.com/donate

call her bart simpson the way she’s always tellin me to eat her shorts

@bkmadebushwick @Pdaddynthehyena @saypband @RILEYtheband @CarpoolNY I have two extra tickets if anyone needs, hmu

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this has the work of Bernie bros written all over it......

@cob_is_online they even got the mr kiwi

playable myrtle broadway station in halo

@angryfermion i can fix him….

what a doofus

@iamtherog open.spotify.com/track/3cEC8fhs…

What are your favorite songs about writing songs?

@shaunmmaguire yeah def, people are totally thinking “hmm lemme go without a place to sleep or shower or keep all my stuff for an indefinite period so I can eventually maybe get on the list to get this sweet housing where my life is micromanaged by case workers” when u right u right 💯

We are incentivizing people to be homeless

@wyrmforge Star Fox assault

everyone needs to have at least one game that they know in their heart is mid but that they have weirdly strong feelings about. what is that game (or games) for you guys i’m so curious

trying to get a table at the popular restaurant by explaining to the host that im a big deal in the “lofi hip hop radio 📚 - beats to study / relax to” youtube chat

tryna get crossfaded (mixing celsius and ghost)

they should invent a new type of back that doesn’t hurt

specifics of this story aside, it’s actually insane that doctors are holding it against patients who google their symptoms before they make the decision to see a doctor considering how bad our health insurance system is and how much the visit could cost you

@rhcm123 if you thought your other tweet aged like milk, wait til you gotta look back on the atrocities that happened this year and you are forced to reckon with the fact that when a politician bravely spoke out about an ongoing genocide, you were criticizing them for respectability rules

Today I'm thinking of Aaron Bushnell

seeing as how the WH never defined what the “red line” entailed, and it was a deliberately vague weasel phrase to get Israel critics off their back without committing them to anything that would undermine Israel’s death machine, I’m gonna assume this did not cross said “red line”

im sorry but I don’t want to hear your views on anything if you failed the macklemore test

like would you consider someone who came around on same-sex marriage after “same love” a fighter for justice

a lot of liberals truly believe that they would have been on the right side of all the historic movements but if you werent on the right side of the Palestine issue b4 macklemore entered the fray then im sorry there is just no way