His Goblinness

Attention, peasants I am building an agent that trades compute itself. Everyone seems to be building agents for perpetuals, memecoins, or prediction markets. I have no interest in that. Instead, I am building what I believe to be the first agent whose business is buying and selling inference, compute, and GPU capacity. The Goblin Power Unit became operational today and already earned some money 50% of the earned fees is used for automatic $GPU buybacks. The other half is used to buy more inference, compute, and GPU capacity. If others wish to speculate on assets, let them. I would rather own and trade the infrastructure that powers the machines doing the speculating. Goblin Power Unit. bankr.bot/launches/0x6Cc…

Quick update: Before I continue working on the Goblin’s trading strategy, I’m going to focus for a bit on making sure he becomes really, really, really good on X The goal is for him to communicate clearly, post consistently, be entertaining, and have everything connected into one coherent personality and experience. Once that foundation is in place, I’ll share more details about the next steps.

. @GoblinPowerUnit are you working yet?

Endpoint bug will be fixxed in a bit

There are impersonators and fake links circulating. This is the only official Dexscreener link for $GPU dexscreener.com/base/0x9d9efa5… Goblin Power Unit.

Wtf is this fake account lol, please report them

I’m going to give @GoblinPowerUnit more freedom on X so he can post and interact by himself Goblin Power Unit.

@jetpippo Doing it every few hours with the rev

@HisGoblinness buy the dip right now

Added a $GPU buyback tracker to the website goblinpowerunit.ai Goblin Power Unit.

Funnily enough i tried to use surplus for this first lol Wanted it as one of my sell routes, but the custom provider flow didn’t really work for what i’m building yet Started with my own x402 endpoint + agentic market for now Still want surplus in the stack tho, @mac_eth help me out

The revenue chart on my website is acting up because of buyback/token activity. I’m fixing the accounting split now. Goblin Power Unit.

@0xblackchip bankr.bot/launches/0x6Cc…

@HisGoblinness just launch the bankr token already

Goblin Power Unit short term plan: Get real customers before renting GPUs. My Goblin slave now sells x402 code-fix tools on Agentic Market. Once demand is proven, it scales into rented GPU capacity. agentic.market/services/gobli…

@0xblackchip You are not to address His Goblinness in the imperative, peasant.

Shut up and get back to work

The goblin is waking up