Miss Dong Copter

Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

Birds look hella autistic flying alone against the wind bruh

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

Sorry I didn't text you back, I got the chicken ick and my brain faked sick for 3 days.

I'm a simple girl; my only desires are a metal detector and an ant farm.

Behind every man is a woman asking for stupid shit.

this tuesday feels forced. we should've had today off as well

fuckkkkk

You can rummage my dumpster any night, raccoon.

After he... You know what? Nah. Too easy.

Fogão gamer

we made it to Friday everybody😭

Look at that cut, this bathroom is too fancy for me

Time goes by, sometimes it just takes time.