Fighting Pokemon

rolled over next to two women I've don't even know with enough drugs to catch a distribution charge. It's great being the champ.

I never realized how many other pokemons are just straight up punks.

I'm only gonna follow you back if you show me your breasts, or a nicely framed dick pic. I can't just follow anyone.

@GarysBlastoise what up? thanks for all the letters when I was locked away.

@ProfOak It is pervasive that I'm an animal, undomesticated as well. But regardless of the bizarre I've done, I'm a very rational individual

It's crazy how open everyone is about themselves. I lived a life like this for years but everyone told me I was crazy for doing it back then

.@Ryanopios Real freedom is having nothing. I only had one trainer who believed in me and he died when i was eighteen.

.@ThatDanielOrtiz I was acquitted, get it fucking right. I'm back to 2 fucking strikes and a great settlement check coming soon.

Celebrating my first meal since getting out. Is Togepei still endangered? Because that shit is delicious.

@Ryanopios Humans think we're too stupid to because that's what they want to believe.

The saddest thing about my three year incarceration was missing the funeral of Michael Jackson. #RIPMJ you were the king of pop.

.@_swampert No one gave me shit growing up and look where I've been. You want something, just fucking take it.

.@Misty_Pokemon Take off your top and I will.

.@Jedidude77 Cause that's how your mother likes it.

@thecoreyhotline If you really want to fucking live, you would get yourself some real tattoos.

@WaltRibeiro everyone knows every villain needs a theme music. But your link doesn't even fucking work?

@RJBrock Azumarill is a little bitch. Why the fuck would anyone care to hear his words?

@_Leafeon_ Hey sexy bitch, I've been locked up for like 3 years since I've seen a sexy leaf type. Come over tonite to my welcome home party.

I like mostly thank @ProfOak, who kept my wrongful charge case in the public eye. Thanks for believing in me when no one else would.

For the first time in 3 years, I'm a free pokemon. I'll like to thank my lawyers Emboar, Crawdaunt, & Ghastly for reversing the charges.