Hoffy 🦉

FLIRTING is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like

Adventures North 🎌🤍

BIG KRISPY TO THE DOLPHINS 😤 That's 18-straight drafts with a first-round pick for Alabama, the longest streak in NFL history 🔥

TY in LA 🤩 #NFLDraft  – April 23-25 on NFL Network/ESPN/ABC

Burning Witches since 2018

2023-2026 🎌🤍

Take that “I miss you, I fucked up” BS back to whatever ring of hell you came from

@hoffylol Ain’t me either 🫠

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@hoffylol Tired boss, but it’ll be worth it… 🦅

I’ve been off this app for a bit but it’s dope to see my friends still winning & chasing their goals, so proud of y’all man 🥲

one thing I do to stay grounded is taking a break off social media from time to time (Ironic as I post this online)

@JundaFPS I don’t have the energy to yell at Facebook morons today lmao 😭

@HoffShot_ Welcome to Reddit..

@JundaFPS the comments are abysmal 😴

Jimmy Colek appreciate tweet

@CanaryyDubs Sometimes the hose is set to shower mode and I’m unaware….. I clean up tho

Grow men who piss on the toilet seat….. explain

“You gotta focus and not let the external factors, Have any factor on how you focus in this game. You want to focus on the things that have made us good all year long. Which is discipline to execute and to do your job with relentless effort and toughness” - Saban

@hoffylol I don’t even know if they’re still available or where to get them

@HoffShot_ I didn’t even know this one was a thing, imma have to try it sometime 😂🤔

if your favorite pop tart isn’t brown sugar cinnamon, I simply can’t trust you

fucking clanker