hope

This pope has definitely eaten a hot dog

Those poor newborn babies on tv have to get covered in goo a whole second time in their short life

Mulch is tree pulled pork

He’s been doing the work

just checked my thesis, there are 71 howevers. however, the paper is not done

not to out myself or whatever, but my mom called me a nerd to my sister because i called crying about missing class because i have covid. i mean like... sorry i like to learn

Another day, another ugly fit on a college campus that isn’t my own

The feminine urge to take a scalding hour and a half bath every night

i proposed starting a band to my friend. her proposal for the name was cold boot mommy.

Once I watched my friend make oatmeal in which she added oat milk and granola…. This is all I think about

my best friend and roommate just said to me "what if we were roommates in heaven?" girl what

why is being a senior in college embarrassing

Make sure to have an iPod shuffle on every flight in case both your phone and iPod nano are dying.

When my mom watches judge Judy she often brags about how she was not a neglectful mother to us when we were children. And I’m like… yes thank you mother for providing for the people you forced into existence. Bare minimum but ok

You go other places and then come back to boulder only to realize men don’t have to dress the way they do here

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark: me describing any stomach ache I had this summer

Saw a spider on the wall last night and let is be and I woke with a spider bite this is why we can’t have nice things

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing mobs of teenagers fraternizing in a park on a summers evening

Men’s gymnastics are impressive but the footy pajamas are distracting tbh

I was gonna give my friend a maroon five poster for her birthday but she threatened to drop out if i did