Jimmy Mustache

@00rocketgirl Lebron baptized this whole series

I think the Minnesota road game OT loss prepared me for tonight’s loss

Hey Ime Udoka…the general was Lebron James. Not you. #Rockets

@BleacherReport @HoustonRockets Nah, Lebron was the general…not you

Ime Udoka calls out the Rockets players for their 4th quarter collapse vs. Lakers 😳 "Horrendous mistakes, I don't know if you want to say youth or scared of the moment." Rockets fall to 0-3. (via @HoustonRockets)

@00rocketgirl Next season get a Cocaine Curry jersey please

The kids are gonna love this

Bro taking this in his hands last seconds #Rockets #lakers

@NBAonPrime @PrimeVideo Yall must get info late late

Kevin Durant is ready 🚀 Watch Lakers-Rockets Game 3 on @primevideo, game tips at 8 PM ET 🍿

I can bet anything he misses game 4 as well!!!! For sure for sure

Durant out for #Rockets game changed the odds from 9.5 favorite to 5.5 favorite agains #Lakers

@brianmctaggart They’ll close it so those judge bombs stay indoors. No need hurting people on the street.

Yankees at Astros

I bet anything Lebron goes to #Yankees game tomorrow or golfing in #houston. #Rockets

@iceboxinsiders Probably because we are so bad

NONE of the Astros vs Yankees games are nationally televised this weekend.

Looked safe to me. #Astros

@PopCrave Thats cheesy

New teaser for 'Scary Movie.' In theaters June 5.

@NERD_in_HOUSTON @RichOToole I really like district 249 right by there

@RichOToole You should check out Woolfies on 249, they have the best in town.

Crawfish for lunch today in Houston 🙏🏽🦞

Im three and a half hours of waiting for the digital #Worldcup ticket line

@DailyLoud This is more common than yall think

Philadelphia police officer caught sleeping in a patrol car while on duty 👀

Yordan is such a monster! He mashed that homerun! #Astros

Took #Astros to win. 8k bet for 13k. #guardians

Ok #Astros don’t let me down

@Muskian_Realm @breakfastclubam @donnellrawlings @netflix What are you on???? Dude makes fun of trans and libs all the time!!

@breakfastclubam @donnellrawlings @netflix I don't think Dave realizes that nobody wants to hear his liberal bullshit and he is going to lose popularity if he makes the show liberal at all

🚨 The conversation about a Dave Chappelle reboot has been floating around a bit. @donnellrawlings weighs in on the good and bad attributes of creating the reboot. Watch the full conversation on @netflix !