Shay Hoxton

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful

Obviously I shitpost a lot, especially about T-Bar and Retribution, and deservedly so because it was awful… BUT, I’ll say this. It taught us perspective, how to endure, how to appreciate, and how to fight for everything. Take something valuable from every experience. We did.

A SLAP for a SLAP. 👋💥 @TheRock took things too far and @CodyRhodes made sure he paid for it. We are SO ready. @CodyRhodes and @WWERollins vs. @TheRock and @WWERomanReigns at #WrestleMania XL! #SmackDown

Good looking dude! 😂😂😂

He’s been a promoter, a manager, an executive, a “Wiseman,” and now, a @WWE Hall of Famer. There’s more to say about @HeymanHustle, but as always, it’s best to let him say it himself… with a live microphone in Philadelphia. #WWEHOF

I am happy to announce I’m now known as the 2024 Royal Rumble winner. #11yearsofBayley

6.5 years in the making 🇦🇺 Australia, I hope you’re ready 🔥

She’s a @WWE STAR, hunny! 🌟

Apologies for breaking kayfabe, have to! They become Mr & Mrs in a month & a half 😭❣️

Gonna be real, one of the most fun teams, and best partners I've had in a long time, just saying BEEF MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!

Rhea’s been wanting Intergender matches in the 2K games. GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS! #WWE2K24 gameshub.com/news/news/wwe-…

Octane #69! Twitch.tv/DashingDJUrie Check out the match card breakdown in our Discord! discord.com/invite/CSkbwCFa

The whole world wants to know why I did what I did on Shockwave last week. They all ask ask ask. Maybe I’ll give some insight on it? Or maybe it’ll be a mystery until the end of time? We’ll see how I feel after I beat the absolute shit out of Mina. Make sure you watch!

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I’ve had a my fair share of triple threats and came out the winner. Time to do it again!!

Octane on Sunday! WILD CARD edition! Twitch.tv/DashingDJUrie Full match card breakdown on our Discord!

The GREATEST Women’s Tag Team in CMV HISTORY. There’s been no one like us ever since. No one like us before us. Tomorrow, we remind the world why we are just that. The greatest.

Shockwave WILD CARD edition! Tomorrow @ Twitch.tv/DashingDJUrie Full match card breakdown here: discord.com/invite/k9zVCRwN

Jinder Mahal - Monster

Tony Khan accidentally turning Jinder Mahal into a fan favorite might just be the funniest offscreen thing I’ve seen in wrestling in awhile 😂😂