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@excesstigress Is scrolling tik tok your work?

i love sitting in the gazebo while getting work done

@excesstigress Your friends and family care for you. Put down the shrooms.

only just realized today for the first time that tauren have 1 thumb and 2 fingers. 3 fingers per hand total. tauren are closer to lobsters than humans

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@ConanOBrien You must be worth a fortune, That or you can run a three legged race by yourself.

Thanks to my funny and beautiful wife, Liza, for tolerating months of 2 am Oscar pitches.

@excesstigress Well your friends so much be big old weebs, so yeah.

new to my friends getting married. do you guys think the box set of one piece would be an appropriate wedding gift

The full clip of "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!" starring Troy McClure. One of the greatest Simpsons moments of all time.

Bought some RAM 🥲

@Hugorhillll no and I will get scared and bite everyone at some point

spoke to a doctor today he suggested one of you put me in a rubbermaid container with some towels and turn on the nebulizer so i remain calm

JESUS CHRIST THAT NOTIFICATION-- oh 36 million years ago ok

@KattenEUW Damn it's the OG gang. They are way too cool for Sweden.

still a bit too cold but we can take some short walks

some more Maja

@excesstigress This is your life now

@Hugorhillll it never ends

trying to sleep and ive had feliz navidad stuck in my head since midnight three hours ago. not even the full song or anything just the part where the guy says feliz navidad

@MrBeast Oh no a month alone

I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?

@excesstigress We should get you a miniature horse. Have you seen Kenny on youtube clips/tiktok ?

i miss my chud son :)

@excesstigress Okay…….. guys we have to bully excess even more now.

ive been chronically online for so long that i get physically jumpscared when i hear my name verbally

@RedLethalPanda Happy birthday. Today your warranty also ran out.

IT'S MY BALLOOON DAY! I TURN INTERNET OLD! I'm 30! :D

@excesstigress Careful, you haven’t gotten that much exercise in years

this is how it feels to roam between lanes

@excesstigress What about a proper meal?

prednisone hunger is WILD. im on day 3 of my regiment. i ate several potatoes, an onion, carrots. but i just saw a large spider boss and started salivating uncontrollably because his legs reminded me of lobster