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🚨ALERT: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES EMERGENCY DECLARATIONS FOR 10 STATES!!

@defense_civil25 fox19.com/2026/01/25/pre…

BREAKING 🚨 The National Guard has arrived in Minneapolis. LAW AND ORDER IS COMING 🔥 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

BREAKING🚨: On February 28, a rare alignment will make Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, Venus, Mercury, and Neptune visible in a line at the same time. This planetary parade won't happen again for decades. DON’T FORGET TO LOOK 🆙

President Trump: “At some point in the not-so-distant future, you will not even have income tax to pay.”

Hawaii’s Big Island issues first Ashfall Warning since 2018 as Kīlauea erupts. Moderate ash and heavy tephra reported, with a plume rising over 35,000 feet and drifting toward Glenwood–Pahoa.

🚨 BREAKING: A well-organized group has hit the ground in Minneapolis, handing out free winter hats and designer face masks to conceal protesters’ identities. Who is funding this?

BREAKING: President Trump: Signed an executive order to bring back mental institutions and insane asylums.

🚨 BREAKING: Ilhan Omar is UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION for making MILLIONS OF DOLLARS while in Congress 🚨 H/T @KevinCorke

🚨#BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee has officially launched an investigation into United States Representative Ilhan Omar

Prayers around the world are coming in for President Trump after he was forced to turn Air Force One around over the middle of the ocean and land back in DC! 🇺🇸NEWS The plane reportedly had an electrical issue which made it unsafe to continue the flight.

@mattvanswol There is currently a Psychological Black Death happening in The West

🚨#BREAKING: The Tennessee Highway Patrol have released footage of a police officer saving the life of a 38-year-old woman who considering jumping off a bridge the day after Christmas. The officer was able to grab the woman off the bridge and pull her to safety.

🚨BREAKING: Dallas PD is under investigation from after ARRESTING Christian preachers on a public sidewalk outside a Mavs game. “My office will be demanding answers from Dallas PD. The 1st amendment must not be violated in Texas." This is NOT the UK. We still have free speech.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Widespread Flash Flood Warnings were issued across the Los Angeles metro and other parts of Southern California. The potent Christmas Eve storm has already triggered evacuations, as mudslides washed out roads in San Bernardino. Latest: foxweather.com/weather-news/f…

@LeadingReport Yet we're supposed to believe she committed su*cide, right? 🙄

BREAKING: Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre’s multi-million-dollar fortune has gone ‘missing,’ family alleges.

Kanye West says he can't be controlled because he hasn't killed anyone: "They can control Shaq, Charles Barkley, LeBron James, Jay-Z & Beyoncé but they can’t control me. [...] My mama was sacrificed. [...] In Hollywood, a lot of people come up missing. They wanna monetize & traumatize."