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@Nithya_Shrii Not if one is in great shape but dumb.

Uncomfortable truth.. People respect you more if you are in great physical shape.

Every time I'm in India, I notice my eyes water more, I blow my nose more and people in general cough more. My parents always said these were "allergies" but whenever they come to visit me in the US, they miraculously disappear. We live in denial of a massive health crisis.

I think a genuine peak Bengaluru moment would be you guys shutting up

@Dhimahi11 Write

A very-very genuine question. To the people who don't have anyone to talk with or share things. What do you all do? To surpass this feeling,

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma you watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn't who you are anymore?

Brilliant @varungrover 👏

@justjay001 Or unmarried

Today's lesson: Don't attend any family function when you are Graduate And Unemployed.

take sex away and you’ll come to realize that not many individuals have much to offer emotionally, mentally, spiritually or soulfully. our society, this generation is so pressed for physicality that y’all forget mentality and personality creates the bond and form longevity.

I cannot emphasize this enough - having the mentality that being 30, 40, or even 50 is somehow “old” will age and degenerate you faster than anything. The body follows the mind. Never forget that.

@DevKhan03 No

Is C++ a good first programming language?

no babe it's not really Diwali depression you're just depressed throughout the year but the feeling is much more acute during a festive season where everyone around you seems to be enjoying their life and the general expectation is to be happy while you're internally crumbling

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@atmanirbhar_kid I really don’t understand the fetish of Indians doing this. I had a colleague asking the same to our Mexican cleaner when I was working in US.

@toomuchkohl Start asking them questions which starts with ‘Why’.

how to get parents out of believing in guruji please help urgent

Indian Americans: “I’m bullish on India as long as I have a US citizenship.”

If she don’t make the first move ain’t shit happening

These are the bits of trash that are slowly but systematically destroying our country’s harmony

Celebrity worship