Hunter J Allen 🇵🇸

Life is short. You owe it to yourself to be a degenerate.

We’ve come a long way

Everytime I see new images of our Earth I keep thinking of this soviet anti-war poster by Boris Rogachevsky that says "There's no other home!" I think it's really sweet

Does Chiitan have a birthday?

Im actually hella in love with the fact I’m from Texas I literally romanticize it

Finally getting the good ads again

I would never give a mouse a cookie. I’d give it a Coors Banquet and a cigarette

@bradneely BRAD ARE YOU STILL THERE BRAD I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE IN AUSTIN

Austin, Texas Book People 7pm Tonight Me: Brad Neely Let’s hang out Like the days Of Old, Dearest Of heavenly Readers

Mitski makes music for people who can’t get out of bed

My game about fishing has a new playtest! Play it here - store.steampowered.com/app/3856530/Ab…

Orange Gatorade tastes like you put Sunny D through a Brita Filter

I’m losing my passion for being a cook but literally every field I could want to transition to is populated with career workers making “why I left-“ and “why ___ isn’t worth it anymore” so I guess we WHITE KNUCKLE IT LIKE MY FOREFATHERS UNTIL THE GRAVE

folx is a psy-op btw . "folks" is already gender neutral

@poopandpeegrace Any video of a woman or man is fetish content

@TheMetalDucky @Bulbagarden Why Remoraid?

@Bulbagarden Cowboy Team

We're on the record as being huge fans of non-type themed Pokémon teams, so here's a few fun ideas we had for character archetypes than can be expressed without falling back on a single type: Pirate

they cannot hurt you if you are too stupid to feel pain

They weren’t ready for this heat

The Barenaked Ladies are kinda like a mirror world Linkin Park