GRAND HUNTER OF THE ANGELIC ORDER (REPTOID HUNTER)

I AM REMINDED THAT I AM THE GRAND HUNTER AND THAT REMINDS ME THAT THIS WHOLE ORDER WAS BASED ON THE GRAND HUNT YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT HAVE YOU? WELL LET ME REGALE YOU A TALE

Grace hamster #re9

An 89-year-old man was reportedly causing trouble at a famous cherry blossom viewing spot in Japan. When a woman tried to warn him, he bit her. Police arrested him. As they were driving him away, he stopped talking. He was confirmed dead at a hospital.

Does my dog think it’s disrespectful when I use my foot to pet her, or does she think it’s just another paw?

I was given advanced access to this show and can confirm that: 1) Yes, he tries it. 2) She dies.

Not a SINGLE pizza in sight

#Dandadan231 We all know know sauropods like this (either somewhat incorrect Brachiosaurus or unintentional Giraffatitan) were herbivores, and this is probably a Yokai in the series taking this form, so it's supposed to be shocking. But really? Now more than ever, I'm pretty sure the real ones would try this at least once if they lived today. Cows eating chicks from time to time for extra protein/nutrients and all that.

Director Matt Johnson broke down in tears after his self-financed comedy movie "Nirvanna The Band the Show the Movie" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”

My Dinner with Andre (1981) 🎬

I just made this, but I can't be the first, right?

This is the most fantastical Batman shit ever put on screen

how come every dude who marries a girl from Twitter talks about her like he took down an elephant in the African Sahara

@androgynous_boy SHOW

Just admiring my booty in a thong like It ain’t the prettiest But it’s the prettiest on my body and I love it 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

3 NUKES

Pizza Movie(2026)

I HAVENT SEEN SHREK SINCE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL