Allergic To Ls

@NFL Don’t let today’s games fool you. The Philadelphia Eagles SHOULD be this year’s Super Bowl champions. The Refs once again bailed out Brady and didn’t let Jalen (Top 5) Hurts ball out. Whatever, Super Bowl next year.

@MattTheMoose96 @ToddZolecki

@ToddZolecki another brilliant contract by Dave Dombrowski. you just have to laugh at how bad of a GM he is

Jesus Luzardo allowed nine runs in 5 1/3 innings. He hadn't allowed that many since he allowed 12 against the Brewers last May.

@Phillies Trash injured, garbage recalled

Prior to tonight’s game against the Chicago Cubs, the Phillies placed right-handed pitcher Zach Pop on the 15-day injured list (retro to 4/13) with a right calf strain. To fill his spot on the 26-man roster, left-handed pitcher Kyle Backhus was recalled from Lehigh Valley (AAA).

@BNightengale April 14th son

Mets SS Francisco Lindor with his first RBI of the season with a solo HR.

@jasrifootball Slow news day clearly

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: 49ers FB Kyle Juszczyk says Brock Purdy doesn’t get the respect he deserves, maybe partially due to where he was taken in the draft. “I don’t know what it’s gonna take for this guy to finally get the respect I think he truly deserves. I don’t know if it’s just the fact that he’s not a 1st-round pick. Is that gonna be the story for his entire career?” (via @jimrome)

@Phillies @herrfoods Bohm moved down to 6 ❤️ Lets make it 8 by next week pls

Sánchez starts the series #RingTheBell

@Phillies W Seth Johnson is good

Prior to tonight’s game against the Chicago Cubs, the Phillies placed RHP Jonathan Bowlan on the 15-day injured list with a right groin strain. To fill his spot on the 26-man roster, RHP Seth Johnson was recalled from triple-A Lehigh Valley.

@ToddZolecki Seth Johnson should be in our pen W

The Phillies placed RHP Jonathan Bowlan on the 15-day IL with a right groin strain. RHP Seth Johnson recalled from Triple-A Lehigh Valley.

@TheHoopCentral Who cares both get blown out by real teams a week later

SUNS VS. BLAZERS IN THE PLAY-IN Which team wins?

@MySportsUpdate @OllieConnolly YOU are the one making the public attention btw

The family of 22-year-old Destiny Betts, who died three months after the crash, said they are not seeking public attention surrounding the tragedy in a statement provided to @OllieConnolly: “Destiny’s passing was the result of a tragic accident that occurred several years ago. While the loss remains incredibly painful for our family, we have worked hard to find peace and move forward. At this time, we are not seeking public attention surrounding this tragedy and respectfully request that our family’s privacy be honored. We also wish Mr. Bain the best as he continues his life and career.”

@ShamsCharania Pocket change for a guy like me

Four-time WNBA All-Star and two-time champion Kelsey Plum is signing a one-year, $999,999 deal to return to the Los Angeles Sparks, per ESPN sources. Plum was in line for the $1.4 million supermax but opted to sign at discounted rate to give the Sparks financial flexibility to build a title-contending roster.

@Phillies And its Taijuan tomorrow we’ve now lost 4 straight. Hate this lineup. Bohm is just a total negative.

FINAL: Phillies 4, Diamondbacks 5

@AdamSchefter @PeteThamel So why are you, the NFL guy, reposting something he already did?

Michigan and star point guard Elliot Cadeau have agreed to a deal for him to return for his senior year, he told ESPN’s @PeteThamel.

@BigBlueCarti @ShamsCharania Appendicitis bud he’ll be back by next week

@ShamsCharania just retire man

76ers star Joel Embiid has been diagnosed with appendicitis and will undergo surgery this afternoon in Houston.

@ShamsCharania Legit every injury in the book for this guy bro

@AdamSchefter @ryanmcfadden_ Bad grammar again

Kirk Cousins said the Raiders need to play best their QB, even if it’s not him. Story via @ryanmcfadden_: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@TomPelissero Camp body will bounce around for 2 seasons then XFL

@Phillies Accomplished by the Phillies today: - Still ZERO series wins in Oracle Park since 2013 - Haven’t scored in 20 innings - Are now 4 for last 41 with RISP since 10 run game - Alec Bohm and Bryson Stott (who they didn’t replace) are 2 of the worst players in the league so far Nice!

FINAL: Giants 5, Phillies 0

@BNightengale How did a 7 possibly get into the word Pitcher boob

Atlanta pitch7er Reynaldo López and Angels outfielder Jorge Soler each are appealing their 7-game suspensions for their actions in last night's brawl.

@TheDunkCentral @swishcultures_ Jokes write themselves

BREAKING: Angel Reese has been traded to Atlanta, per @swishcultures_ WOW

@ShamsCharania @mcten Lakers szn over

Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Doncic is out indefinitely due to a left hamstring injury, sources tell me and @mcten. He will miss the remainder of the regular season and his status is uncertain beyond that.