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Anyway, RIP Richard Simmons

Strangely enough, that was on my 2024 bingo card.

“Well, shit.” - Guy who just printed 1,000 new Allen-Diggs 2024 yard signs.

Inside you are two wolves.

20 years ago we had Norm Macdonald, Paul Reubens, and Jimmy Buffet. Today we have no McDonalds, no Reubens and no Buffets.

We shall honor his memory, on this most hallowed of Labor Day weekends. Rest in Peace Jimmy Buffet, may you find your Cheeseburger ln Paradiso. Today, we are all citizens of Margaritaville.

Go Bills

RIP Rick Jeanneret, the greatest announcer to call any game anywhere ever.

Hey, reminder you don’t need to stay at work too late today! The government said Aliens exist.

After much consideration I must break my silence to inform you; we are so back.

& for my grand finale: check me out I did a Lee Pace (Thank you for everything Twitter)

Balanced out all the Barbie from Friday by asking all my groomsmen into our wedding party Saturday & arming them with machetes.

Welp, time to be hitting the ol dusty trail

Behold.

Oh wait we’re closing this mother down for real?

Breaking: Local Man does feminism twice.

I did not care this much 24 hours ago. Wtf!

Almost finished with my second viewing of Barbie: idk if this is my favorite movie ever yet (it might be), but I will go to bat that this is the single most important piece of art ever made.

We are smoking on that bimbo gas tonight.