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I built a Docker-based monitoring stack for DevOps/SRE teams to track apps + infra 🥳 Tools: Prometheus, Grafana, Alertmanager, Node Exporter, cAdvisor, Blackbox Guide: isaacdivine37.hashnode.dev/building-a-com… Code: lnkd.in/dp9qwdeV #DevOps #SRE #Prometheus #Grafana

@TomolaGroup @blessyndbest1

GTCO paid me dividend yesterday, so let me use this opportunity to teach you something. A lot of you want to enter the stock market, but you don't know how to look at a company and decide if it's worth your money. Let me show you using GTCO's Q1 2026 results. The first thing I look at is profit. Did the company make money? GTCO made N302.9 billion profit before tax in just January to March 2026. Three months. And that's even higher than the N300.3 billion they made in the same period last year. So the company is not slowing down; it's growing. Next thing. Where is the money coming from? GTCO earned N467 billion from interest income alone this quarter. That means the bank is collecting money from you as deposits, lending it out to businesses and individuals, investing in government securities, and earning interest on all of it. That N467 billion is up from N397 billion same time last year. The engine is getting stronger. Then I check deposits. Are more people trusting this bank with their money? Customer deposits moved from N12.55 trillion in December to N13.21 trillion by March. In 3 months, over N660 billion in new deposits came in. People are bringing more money to GTCO. That's fuel for the business. Now here's one a lot of beginners miss. E-business income. This is the money GTCO makes every time you do a transfer, pay a bill online, buy something with your card, use the GTWorld app. That number went from N13 billion to N21.9 billion. 69% growth in one year. This is the future of banking and GTCO is eating well from it. I also check how safe the bank is. The Capital Adequacy Ratio tells you how much capital the bank has to absorb losses. CBN says banks need at least 15%. GTCO is sitting at 43.8%. Almost 3 times the minimum. This bank is not going anywhere. Total assets are now N18.75 trillion. This is a company that operates in Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya, UK, Cote d'Ivoire, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Gambia, and Tanzania. When you buy GTCO shares, you own a piece of all of that. And the dividend? They paid N12.76 per share for 2025. That's the money that landed in my account yesterday without me doing anything. I held the shares, the company made profit, they shared part of it with me. This is what I want you to understand. You don't need to be a genius to invest. You just need to learn how to ask 4 simple questions about any company. Is it making profit? Yes. Is the profit growing? Yes. Are more people using it? Yes. Is it financially safe? Yes. When all four answers are yes, you're looking at a solid company. Now go open a brokerage account and start learning. The stock market is not as scary as you think. You've just been looking at it from the outside.

started with a raspberry pi, now i run an entire AWS region at home

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Dell laptop will floor any MacBook everytime.

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I'm selling this piece for 5.4 million naira ($4000).

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@tundeskie @amosuibk @blessyndbest1

I need someone who can supply good laptops and desktops to a startup company in Lagos/Abuja.

@Ol0ye @blessyndbest1

Why are the prostitutes not saying anything? We need their contributions too. Feel free to tag any prostitute you know. For research purposes.

Ekene really diri Chineke fr mehn.

@blessyndbest1 Ur life don Amorim

my friend, @ISAACDivine5 is earning 5M as a farm manager in Ibadan, what are you talking about ?

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why buy an image for 600k when you could’ve just saved to gallery

BRO TO BRO. Save and share this If you are less than 40 years this is for you in 2026. -Buy a Blood pressure machine. You need it. A lifesaver. - Have a sugar checking machine (Glucometer) -Get an ECG of your heart (shows the electrical functioning of your Heart) especially if you are a Gym bros. Get it by all means ( Blood pressure too) - Occasionally Try & See a Therapist (you're not mad, you're just alive) - Once / Twice every year check the Fat and Electrolyte levels in your blood. Go for routine labs. - Always look at your urine and poo closely before flushing( says so much about what's happening in your system. - If you're planning to marry , repeat your Genotype. Some people are just knowing they are carrying sickle cell trait from lab mistakes. Use advanced labs. - Check your blood for HIV, Hepatitis B &C and get vaccinated if necessary. - If you've been told you have an Ulcer and having recurrent pains, Get an endoscopy to look at it ( Like a Camera to view it) . It can be anything. - Get a Health insurance. A must!!! ( if you need a guide, talk to me) Trust me if at 20s, 30s you do this. This is the biggest investment for your Health. Many people are just realizing these in their 50s. If you're a Bro, make sure you follow me @the_beardedsina. I post healthy bro updates and host health sessions that will help you Bro to Bro. Save and share this. Thanks

All I want in life are: - Becoming a very Successful Man. - Marrying a high value woman. - Empowering as many men as possible. - Going on a yearly vacation with my wife, children, siblings, parents and friends. - Helping the less privileged. - Buying a private jet.

@real_barny @som1twisted @just_andydev Not open for Nigerians tho.

@som1twisted @just_andydev Pls can you paste the link to these websites tried finding them but can't get it.

I use these two Naija remote - people looking to hire Nigeria remote workers r/naijaremote Hiring cafe - more like a community of people using the website to job hunt r/hiringcafe

@tyemartins Congratulations boss

I became a Father/Dad for the first time 😁yesterday. My Wife(mother) and my baby are doing great. Paternity leave activated. All business Enquiries to my DM and Email (I will respond 😂) I have been reading this book for a while also.

This is well written and detailed

@6times2019__ @tyemartins @CounterPresser_ Spot on . Was about saying this also. Physical dm.

@tyemartins @CounterPresser_ It's why we need a better DM and potentially a player more mobile than Mac

This is how Arne Slot imagined his 2025/26 Liverpool side: - Kerkez & Frimpong holding width - 2 of Ekitiké/Isak/Salah as the narrow front two ahead of Florian Wirtz given freedom to roam - Gravenberch splitting as CCB with freedom to carry - Midfield 2 as fire blanket

@BoldBandit1 @iam_Uchenna Can u share the GitHub repo with me ?

@iam_Uchenna I built a simple python cli tool for the resume preparation. You just paste the JD and it tailors a new resume, matches keywords and passes ATS up to 85%. Will add the cover later function later.

Stay with me ladies and gentlemen, I am cooking something for you. Watch this space.

I need your help urgently. One of my team members, Douye Tungbulu @TunzDev, is going through every family’s worst nightmare. His mother, Tina, is battling stage 4 ovarian cancer. Three days ago, Douye asked for time off, and when I asked why, he told me she was in the hospital fighting for her life. The medical bills are crushing ₦16 million total for her treatment. They’ve already spent ₦1.1 million out of pocket, and yesterday another ₦3.6 million was paid to begin her clinical procedures and first month of treatment. That’s ₦4.7 million down, but there’s still ₦11.3 million to go. Douye is one of the hardest working, very dedicated to work. He shows up every day, delivers excellent work, and never complains. Now he’s watching his mother fight for her life while scrambling to keep her treatment going. If you can donate ₦500, ₦1,000, ₦5,000, anything at all, please do 🙏🏽. If you can’t, please share and retweet this. Time is not on our side. DONATE HERE: 🔗 gofund.me/b584cd616 🔗 oncrowdr.com/explore/c/6966… OR DIRECT TRANSFER: Bank: Palmpay Account: 8075620197 Name: Douye Paul Tungbulu Let’s rally around this family. Let’s help save Tina. #SaveTinaFromCancer @Wizarab10 @aproko_doctor @the_beardedsina x.com/TunzDev/status…

@ItsHeisenberg04 @AvinashSingh_20 This !!!

@AvinashSingh_20 you can get banned for no reason here ;-;

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