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@jk_rowling Please! Someone take the shovel from Al. When in a hole...etc

What better way could there be of repudiating accusations of misogyny than recommending an episode where three men instead of two discuss which rights women should be fine giving up - without, of course, mentioning the words 'women's rights.'

@heraldscotland @AlanDuncan1971 Who's manning the phones? All them Wuuurrld leaders calling for advice! 😂😂😂😂

John Swinney has denied claims he is 'running scared' of a TV debate after it was confirmed he would miss Question Time on Thursday. The First Minister said he would be replaced on the election special programme by Housing Secretary Mairi McAllan. The SNP leader, who was present at the last two TV debates, said the move would help boost the representation of women during the campaign 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

@brjc301 @fullback03 Listening to her is like a female 2TK! 🤮

@IanABNE @fullback03 More filler in her face than my 1980 Ford Escort

A year of Labour in power and Rachel Reeves looks like she’s been managing Spurs for 12 months.

@brjc301 @SaulStaniforth Probably am! 🤡

@IanABNE @SaulStaniforth I think you're giving him too much credit

You can actually see the moment Ed Miliband thinks, what's the point burning through whatever political credibility I've got left energetically defending a man who's going to be gone in a matter of weeks.

@visegrad24 Now that's a burning ring of fire!🔥

🇪🇸 A well-known matador in Spain has been seriously injured during a bullfight Morante de la Puebla, 46, was performing in Seville when he lost control of the bull while attempting to guide it with his cape. The bull attacked and gored him, piercing the lower part of his body. He was later carried out unconscious. Doctors performed emergency surgery. According to Spanish media, he suffered a severe 10-centimeter wound that damaged the anal sphincter and part of the colon.

💫 Rest in peace, Gordon Lightfoot. You accompanied me many summer nights around the bon fire and even more back road cruises with the windows down and the volume up 🎶 Thank you for sharing your gift with us. 💜

@DawnNeesom Welcome to the Twilight Zone! Diane & Lady Nugee...amazing stuff! 😂😂

If you had Emily Thornberry & Diane Abbott on your 'heroes of 2026 bingo card' I'll give you the money myself. Mad days🤪 #Starmer #EmilyThornberry #Mandelson

@EssexPR @watp78 Darren Jones is gonna take today's shit!

🚨 KEIR STARMER HAS FAILED TO TURN UP TO PARLIAMENT FOR THE EMERGENCY SESSION

@timothy_stanley 😂😂😂😂

Thornberry has the right mix of authority and camp. It’s what made this country great.

Live from Boris Johnson's house 🍿😂

@christopherhope @peteratcmc @Kevin_Maguire @GBNEWS He'll probably chuck Darren Jones to the dispatch box to take the flack!

Will Mr Speaker tell the PM he must come back for the debate on Sir Olly Robbins' evidence in the House of Commons this afternoon at 1.30pm, as @Kevin_Maguire says on @GBNEWS? He surely must. Watch now on @GBNEWS.

@CaptKennie @thequentinletts 'I love the sound of crows in the morning'! 😉

@thequentinletts Don’t insult the birds, he is carrion far too rotten for the noble crows!

No matter what one thinks of the bloke it is not entirely pleasant to see a weakening prime minister pecked to likely death by mobbing crows. All part of Mother Nature's brutal cycle, alas.

Epic fails !! Always check the sliding doors. Very funny 😆😆😆 #fail #onejob

@planesanity Ah the good ol days! Now they use the A330 or the B787.

Boeing 747 blowing away tourists at Saint Maarten

It’s a kind of Victoria Wood day. Kitty - Agony Aunt.

@kathrynhall_ You too huh! More gin needed!

OK, so I definitely do need another (very large) G&T due to the fact I have today nodded in agreement with Diane Abacus and Ed "hobby horse" Davey 😲

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!🤣🤣🤣